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That's a Taco Salad... we're doing Salads over here. I love the zoom shots... makes me want a taco salad.

Jumping the shark like in the TV show Happy Days after Fonzie jumped the shark means you ran out of material and you decided to pull stories out ones ass.. or a sharks ass.

Fact: it is Rattlesnake season Fact: I get rattlesnakes here and all kinds of other snakes Fact: Rattlesnakes will never.. I repeat NEVER chase you. Aggressive ones like the Mohave Rattlesnake, is a venomous pit viper species found in the deserts of the southwestern and they will strike quickly and aggressively but it will never chase you. Just don't get close to step on it and you are fine. Fact: Yesterday I sat down about to rinse my body off and I got distracted by a large pretty lady bug. I then reach around to keep the lady bug out of harms before I ran the water and I hear a little rattle... just a short soft rattle. I get up asking myself, "did I just hear a rattlesnake". I peak around the makeshift wall by tank and I realize I was sitting next to a Diamondback with my back next to it in a 2 foot patch of shade next to my seat. When I reached around to put the bug down it gave me a little warning. So I get my trashcan and scoop it up and it doesn't even seem to care. I planned to take it up the road a good mile but decided to let it go where I found it, then I moved in under a tree so I can take a shower. It only rattle once more when bring out of the can and then it moved away on it's own. They stand their ground when threatened and this only only wanted some shade. Opinion: I may be an idiot for not moving the snake far away or killing it but then I can't have any fun looking for it every time I go outside like I'm suppose to any this time of year anyway. Dog has no interest in them. I've had too many close calls I need to stay on alert no matter what so leaving this one around will be a cool test. You can't hardly see him but he is by that wall or roofing material in the shade. That's were my dog goes but only when I tell her.. so I'll always check first. I was sitting on the step to the right, not that center one.

Damn dude.. hang in there. WOW... scary stuff. Man are going though the same thing. I will explain why. I notice you said the word clot and not blood clot. Why is that? What kind of clot was it. The vaccinated are having this issue. They are getting clots growing in their bodies. Would you like proof of this? Would you like to see them? Proper diet for a athlete, get on Ivermectin. You need to detox that mRNA vaccine out of your system. Otherwise them clots will keep growing and keep clotting. I have a list of doctors that will guide you in your efforts. They understand the problem so hit me of if you want to know more about it. Hang in there P-Man... who will give me crap and hate on me if you pass? I need my P-Man around to keep me on my toes.

Listen bacon bit... everything here today is considered gourmet. Have you seen the price of food lately?

Weed your Salad is a bit more authentic.

Seen all these salads so I made my own. Condom mints not shown which was barbecue sauce and ketchup dripping to the point it made a mess hence the foil. The patty with Colby cheese is for the dog as she only gets the good quality cheese. Mine's that tasty Mexican Style Velveeta. Both patty's seasoned pink salt. After a hard day playing with rocks, dirt and sitting right next to a pretty friendly Rattlesnake.... the salad was great. Thanks for the idea Chefs.

Keep her buns off the menu then.

Oh I thought this was a salad.

That's horrible news and I'm so sorry you're living it. Hang in there TSW and I hope the pain turns to pleasant memories in short time for your entire family.

Great song for the time.. Yea he keep falling.

Not our fault we have been vaccine damaged.

Try use a greener lettus not that yellow stuff, then try not melting it. As for the bacon bits and other toppings it looks perfect.

Very glad for the news Baldie. Glad you bother are hanging in there. If your wife took the vaccine... please watch this. There will be a Nuremburg 2.0... but this time it will be in Washington D.C.. Dr. Naomi Wolf goes over Pfizer's documents and this information will be common knowledge in time. Once people pull their heads out of their ass's is when and that time is soon. Or a Big war will cover it up. https://banned.video/watch?id=6642900935f4a02d07f5aff7

I guess a Fact... you can see light between a lizards ears. This is my buddy Lizzy and he supervises me while warming up in the mornings for the second year. I noticed the light between his ears and he finally let me take a picture of him. He's Sun bathing on the other side. Lizzy is a good foot long. I know he's a male because he don't bitch and moan like other female lizards. OK I might of made that joke part up.

Is that were the peach fuzz came from on my nutz as a kid?

Great job, that looks restaurant quality. Bet it tastes as good as it looks.

That way when we start fake wars for false reason, we're inclusive and when they attack you, you know someone with a dido in their footlocker has your back on radar. Dear Putin... please nuke my country. Thank you. Jeff Alan Hxtr

Who? Is this an actor? I can if I try and care less about anyone in Hollywood but I doubt I can. Who cares!

@TBBwalks around with a 12"er and he has to wrap it around his waist to conceal it. Imagine getting excited in pubic with that thing wanting to popup. At least your big head isn't your ego like @TBB's is.

I just tried.. I was only able to do mores code but it sounded like I was chokings.

Why not get essential oils and make your own. Frankensent is by far the best smelling on of them all. But mixing and matching your own... you can smell amazing. Plus it's good for you.

If you life in Houston Texas or D.C. you feel like this as well.

This is funny... lol But that crash is tragic.

I doubt that. Pete just can't remember the conversation. He has FJB syndrome aka Dymintcha from being overly vaccinated.