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After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.? 'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.? 'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.? 'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.? 'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear.? 'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured.? 'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.? 'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.? She whispers in his ear 'That's me before the surgery.'...

Well congratulations on the job. I just got an offer for a new job as well. I have been asked by the canteen at work to pick out all the fly SHIT out of the pepper shakers. Weed

*One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started.....*

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's perfect." And then the fight started........* My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started...*

Saturday morning** I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.* *I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And that's how the fight started...*

Hmmwork 23 days straight take 2 days of to go hunting and Zoe and Brot leave. I missed this one. Sorry to see you kids go. I'll miss you both. Good luck hope to see you two in the servers. Weed

Got her fixed, deleted the updated video drivers reinstalled, totally uninstalled the game (kept my profiles) reinstalled semms to be working not too bad so far. thanks Weed

update: Updated Video drivers, updated DVD drivers. All my other drivers are up to date quite sure. I have removed and reinstalled game but I am sure my DVD reader/burner is not working correctly the load up took way to long and the burner/reader kept speeding up and slowing down. After I got to the part regarding the activeX the load up stalled for 15 min. I know that's not correct. Where do I and how do I update ActiveX?? HELP Weed

Seems like my LG DVD player is acting up as well really doesn't work correctly when trying to reinstall. I forgot to mention that my video card works with the other Hard Drive with windows 7 same machine same game. I also can play a dvd movie. this is wierd. Weed

Well folks for the last month or less I have been having in game COD4 lag FPS dropping off from 125 to 8 fps. Last night the game crashed and would not start again due to Active X failure. nothing I tried would help. Googled the problem and nothing worked. I saved my profile and games/maps and removed my COD4 and reloaded it only to fail again due to Active X. My MOHAA worked fine. Well ticked off with the whole thing I removed all the COD4 files including my profile. I am about to reinstall COD4. Any thoughts would help. Thanks Weed

Look at this even though it's Spanish you'll get it. ok I didn't major in language.

A classic if I ever heard one!

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'. "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.' 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

Great picks! Well done. Weed

Yes that is it. It only happens in the recent post section. Thanks weed

I had a very simalar thing happen before on MOHAA it turned out to be a drivers issue. I had to reverse drivers to the previuos. I emailed Nvidia and they fixed the driver in the next update. Weed

I am having trouble when I select a post to read. Every post I click on always starts me at the bottom of the page on the XI site only. I am using Mozilla Fire Fox. Am I missing something like a setting or some funky thing a ma jig etc? Weed

Lets see some of the lines your father gave us while growing up! Feel free to join in please. Weed 1) Wipe that smirk off your face or I'll wipe it off for you! 2) Mr. Man You'll do as I say! If I tell you to JUMP you'll say How High! If I tell you to EAT shit you'll say How Much. 3) Don't you ever disrespect yout mother or I'll knock you into next week! 3) You'll do it and You'll like! 4) Man look at that she walks like she has a football injury! 5) That girl has an ass like a tame Bumle bee! 6) and on my wedding day he said " Boy you better gain some weight on your ass because you can't pound a spike with a tack hammer!

If hse is having Boy F problems bring a big stick with you!

Why do Sharks swim circles around you before attacking? Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few more times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them? His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"

But very effective!

Finance is really something you need to sink your TEETH into to really understand! Rrrrrrrrrrr

I thought some of the waterfowl hunters might like this.