Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, butthere is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in thetoilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and itstill feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper betweenyour butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie This happens when you're done Poopie-ing andyou've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that youhave to Poopie some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie The kind where you strain somuch to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Gassy Poopie It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing. Drinker Poopie The kind of Poopie you have the morning after along night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skidmarks on the bottom of the toilet. Lincoln Log Poopie The kind of Poopie that is so huge you'reafraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces withthe toilet brush. Corn Poopie Self-explanatory. Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie The kind where you want toPoopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. Spinal Tap Poopie That's where it hurts so badly coming out, youwould swear it was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out ofyour butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water. Liquid Poopie The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots outyour butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. Pepper Poopie It smells so bad your nose burns. The Surprise Poopie You're not even at the toilet because you aresure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!! The Dangling Poopie This Poopie refuses to drop into the toileteven though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just praythat a shake or two will cut it loose.