TheLastColdBeer

No "eyeroll" option under responses. Yer a poet, but we didn't know it. Sorry Rob, true artists are never appreciated during their lifetime.

Once you sign up for the left turn only club, you're screwed. They don't allow dissent, discussion, or opposing thoughts to anything they come up with. No backing up either, just like a rabbit trap. In for a penny, in for a pound, clear sailing to the gates of Hell. No thanks, I'd rather admit it's raining, instead of staring up until I drown.

I didn't know Wham-O sold wheelie bars. I learned the hard way with skinned elbows & roadrash.

10-4 Loader, hard drive is my system's weak link. Too lazy to swap it out for a SSD. I'll get around to it eventually.

What's a 10 Loader? An 8 that swallows.

Made me wanna drink.

Always tossed batteries into my boats based on CCA. Put batteries in forklifts according to Amp hours. Duh, when I tried matching up a couple batteries to run a redi-line generator it dawned on me cold cranking amps don't mean a damned thing to a deep cycle battery. Reserve capacity (minutes of draw @ 25amp) will tell you a lot more about what a battery can provide over time, along with Ah (amount of hours a battery can provide a 1 amp draw). Was charging some deep cycles I had laying around, that had run trolling motors well (in series, as well as by themselves) and I noticed one battery was pulling a lot of amperage off the charger. Exide 1000cca, but only has 115 minutes of reserve. Damn, that thing won't provide enough wattage to run a Redi for an hour. A 690cca w/101 AH has double the capacity. Live & learn, that's why I'm an idiot.

Sorry m8, you might be wiser, more articulate, & all that, but the blonde tresses, the beautiful eyes, and the giggles win. Nobody cares about a bitter, middle-aged olde bastard. Sex wins again. Take that to corporate advertising & you'll make millions.

Not particularly sober at the moment, but I'll work on it.

Back on track, just like the man wants. Lucy is still prettier than you, Rob.

Oh my, she is a ditzy thing to listen to. "That describes me, actually" luckily, she's easy on the eyes. What does a blonde say after an orgasm? "Gulp"

I prefer the joke em' if they can't take a fuck attitude. Some people really do need a slap upside the head. Love that scene in Get Carter. "You're a big man, but you're out of shape. With me, it's a full time job. Now behave yourself." Followed by a roundhouse to the skull & a slap for good measure.

Rob, try & be more tolerant. If that fails....

British version, out a couple years ago.

Pleasure doing business. Think I'll take your advice & warm up the frydaddy. Nice batch of battered bluegill, some onion rings, & mushrooms sound good. Finish off with rhubarb pie made w/butter & brown sugar. Wash it down with a black porter. I don't take life seriously either. Never known anyone to get out alive, so piss on the PC righteous.

https://nypost.com/2022/07/26/drinking-more-than-5-glasses-of-wine-a-week-will-age-you/ Shit, I should've been dead twenty years ago. Not even mentioning my coffee, candy, butter, beef, eggs, salt, hot sauce & flour fetishes. Might as well continue, like Sam Clemens said, plenty of ballast to heave overboard when the ship starts sinking.

Awww RIP, no! Stay with us!

https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/kevindowneyjr/2022/07/20/shocker-school-employee-who-promotes-lgbt-training-for-kids-arrested-for-pedophilia-n1614462 Really? I'm astounded. When the loonies run the asylum... BTW Rob, here's another dead English soldier for ya.

Spilled a little gin walking over, thirsty Thursday y'know.

The old K-model Kohlers had external points & condensers, very nice to work on. If you treated them nice, they almost never needed attention. The solenoid is an electromagnet. Attracts a steel plate attached to the governor. Had to rev up the hand drill numerous times just to watch the plate swing back & forth. Fun for all ages.

Craigslist is an addiction, I view it everyday & force myself not to respond to ads. This one I couldn't resist. Kohler K181 powered 3kw genset. Gave it a tug, it had compression, knew it would run. Threw away the sediment bowl, replaced the fuel lines, filed the points and it was purring like a kitten. All terminals powered a drill, haven't put the multi-meter to them yet, but it responds to it's solenoid, and idles down. Ordered a carb kit, the o-ring & gaskets are dried up junk. Already have friends wanting the engine, we'll see.

Merriam-Webster is tripping all over itself trying to define the imbecile flavor of the day. Next, we won't be able to use water & wet in the same sentence, because it's "phobic".

Here you go Rob, if you must go to prison, might as well be the only cock in the henhouse. Look at all the new voters created. https://townhall.com/columnists/derekhunter/2022/07/19/the-only-dude-in-chick-prison-n2610403

Got me m8, my supply & wash water are line pressure. Clean water is stored to holding, which I can adjust with an air assisted bladder. Clean water runs through separate faucets. Never paid attention to flow rates, cause I didn't care.