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It would be hard to miss the broad side of a barn with that!

Yes Shamu! I am slow, but stupid!

Ok, O give up! I can't get the video to display. Here is the link.

Talk to me when you're 86!!! ]

Shamu beat me to it. Here is a printed version of The Rainbow Bridge. I'm sorry for your loss. Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart. Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together.... Author unknown...

The birds will be eaten on Tuesday!!! LOL!!!

This cracked me up!

Awesome! You XI folks are great!

Are there any Mac players being banned?

Freaking HILARIOUS!!!!

Bob - I did a quick search and here is a link. http://www.iowalegalaid.org I assume you are in Iowa. There is a phone number located on the left side of the page about 3/4 of the way down. Best of luck! I hope your wife feels better soon!

Bob - Try to find a Legal Aid in your area. Legal Aid is a group of lawyers who volunteer their time to do pro bono work (free). It may have a different name in your city, but lawyers do this sort of thing all the time. At the very least you will get some free legal advice.

Holy crap Bob! I hope she feels better soon!

I am a new guy here and not a clan member. But I wanted to wish you the best! I am so glad you were not injured worse than you were. Best wishes to you!!

The best animal in the world is a dog. Good vid!

I love the look of the guys face on the motorcycle! Good pics!

Awesome video tsw!

Good one. LAMO at the elevator!

In case you haven't seen this one yet. Us older folks remember these jokes.

Glad to hear it! Enjoy the fact that you'll never ever get a iw3mp.exe error! LOL! I switched to mac years ago because nothing worked. There is always an error. The only command I remember from the dark days was cntrl, alt, delete.

R.I.P. Dukoo. Sorry for your loss.

I'm up and running again! PinLo is the man!

Thanks Budman. I'll send him a pm later.

Hi Guys/girls, Yesterday I started having a problem getting into the multiplayer/join game portion of COD MW4. I play on your freeze tag server. When I select join game, the program shuts down and takes me back to my desk top. All of my drivers are up to date. I have reinstalled the game, but I'm still having the same problem. My search for this problem in various online forums has been a bust! I am running OS X 10.8.2 if that matters. Any help would be appreciated. I will call ASPYR tomorrow. Their help line is not open on the weekend.