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Sweet mate nice work

ROLF NICE ONE

Hey I put in Baldie Slaphead and this came up lol .....Nitika, meaning angel of precious stones

Mine is ....Dadgayadoh, meaning gambling man

Welcome back mate

Here is one for you... .A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he called home to his father to tell him the news. "So, did you jump?" the father asked. "Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!" "Is that when you jumped?" asked the father. "Hmm, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door." "Did you jump then?" asked the father. "I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my ass." "So, did you jump?" "Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed on to the door and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds. He said to me, 'Boy, are you gonna jump or not?' I said, 'No, sir. I'm too scared.' So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big around as a baseball bat! He said, 'Boy, either you jump out that door, or I'm sticking this baby up where the sun doesn't shine.'" "So, did you jump?" asked the father. "Well, a little, at first."

Rolf nice one

Hey congrats just dont show up on my corner

And ther's more LOL

Here is some more lol

Welcome to the Idiots

Welcome to the family

Hey Congrats Mrs_ Kage great to have you as part of the family

Guy's........ Origin is fucked up my account has been hacked 3 times in last month my password is now changed weekly.

Hey hang tight one of our Admins will look into this and if found he will get removed and banned. Its just a shame people feel the need to use racist remarks but there will always be Stupid people and unfortunately there is no cure for stupid yet.

Thanks DEEJAY I just dont want Patricia getting bad calls or needless hassle

Hi Patricia its not a good idea to post your phone number in the open like this in general post for all to see it might be better if you just asked people to contact you via PM/ Xfire or email.

Thanks mate its been a long time since I could say I am proud to be British. But at long last I can

This is an amazing story mate thank you for sharing it

Now this is an amazing story of true grit and determination and something you Americans should be very proud of..... http://www1.skysports.com/olympics/story/15234/7976451 This has been a truly Brilliant Olympics and a very big congratulations to all the countries envolved. It has broken new ground removed more boundaries and I am very proud it all took place here in the UK... And on a side note did anyone see the womens boxing damn them Bitches are mean lol

Hey Centreparcs sounds great for me and my lot as long as there is plenty of notice so I can book time off work....I am 100% in great Idea And SOB I did also get the post about the worthing thing but I cant get a day off at the drop of the hat I have to book my days off months in advance or I would show up anywhere for a laugh

cool I want to go

Hey welcome to the Idiots mate

Like I said in a previous post it made me feel Proud to be British and was a Brilliant display of our proud history... At last we have something to be proud of instead of moaning about the state of our country...

Nice work Markoff