JohnnyDos

Your continent is NORTH AMERICA. LOL but not for you.I had to do it BPD.

Happy Birthday Ken.

(I hope this brightens up your day) After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image staring back at him. 'How 'bout that! he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of my Fadder.' He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishing, he would go there and look at it. His wife began to get suspicious of his many trips to the shed. So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's running around with.'

THINK BEFORE YOU DONATE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU MAKE CONTRIBUTIONS: ---------------------------- The American Red Cross President and CEO Marsha J. Evans' Salary for the year was $651,957 plus expenses MARCH OF DIMES It is now called the March of Dimes because Only a dime for every 1 dollar is given to the needy. The United Way President Brian Gallagher Receives a $375,000 base salary along with numerous expense benefits. UNICEF CEO Caryl M. Stern receives $1,200,000 per year (100k per month) plus all expenses including a ROLLS ROYCE. Less than 5 cents of your donated dollar goes to the cause. GOODWILL CEO and owner Mark Curran profits $2.3 million a year. Goodwill is a very catchy name for his business. You donate to his business and then he sells the items for PROFIT. He pays nothing for his products and pays his workers minimum wage! Nice Guy. $0.00 goes to help anyone! Stop giving to this man. PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE IT WON'T GO TOWARDS HIGH SALARIES, BUT WILL BE USED TO BENEFIT THOSE APPLYING TO THE ORGANIZATIONS LISTED BELOW. The Salvation Army Commissioner, Todd Bassett receives a small salary of only $13,000 per year(plus housing) for managing this $2 billion dollar organization. 96 percent of donated dollars go to the cause. The Royal Canadian Legion Dominion President receives a$0.00 zero salary. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth! The Veterans of Foreign Wars National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth! The Disabled American Veterans National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth! The Military Order of Purple Hearts National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth! The Vietnam Veterans Association National Commander receives a$0.00 zero salary. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth! Make a Wish: For children's last wishes. 100% goes to funding trips or special wishes for a dying child. St. Jude Research Hospital 100% goes towards funding and helping Children with Cancer who have no insurance and can not afford to pay. Ronald McDonald Houses All monies go to running the houses for parents who have critical Children in the hospital. 100% goes to housing, and feeding the families. Lions Club International 100% OF DONATIONS GO TO HELP THE BLIND, BUY HEARING AIDES, SUPPORT MEDICAL MISSIONS AROUND THE WORLD. THEIR LATEST UNDERTAKING IS MEASLES VACCINATIONS (ONLY $1.00 PER SHOT).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROpqaec5hIM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dAQQ4P7hOc&list=RDu7aaIlAfCUY

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is a couple sex? The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey? The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.

OK Thanks everyone.

Here is what they sent me: To send your payment, get Verified or link a card Hello Johnny Dos, All PayPal accounts have initial limits to increase security and help prevent fraud. To send your payment, please provide some information to help us get to know you. You can either become a Verified PayPal member to lift your limit, or add a debit or credit card to increase your limit. Option 1: Become a Verified PayPal member After you link and confirm a bank account or get approved for PayPal credit, your account will be Verified. You'll be able to send payments more freely with PayPal. Here's how to link and confirm your bank account: Log in to your PayPal account and click Get Verified at the top of the page. Follow the instructions to link your bank account to your PayPal account. We'll deposit 2 small amounts in your bank account to confirm that it's yours. Check your bank statement in 2-3 days and note the 2 amounts. Log in to your PayPal account and enter the amounts. Option 2: Add debit or credit card When you add a debit or credit card, you'll increase the amount that you can send with PayPal. However, you can't remove the limit without linking and confirming a bank account. Here's how to add a card: Log in to your PayPal account and click Profile at the top of the page. Click My Money, then Update in the "Debit and credit card" section.

For some reason PayPal won't let me donate anymore.Why I don't know.Seems they want me to add my debit card or another credit card to get a bigger limit.What should I do?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scotland/10474909/22-things-that-we-wouldnt-have-if-it-werent-for-Scotland.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scotland/10486508/Glasgow-helicopter-crash-search-for-survivors-amid-the-rubble-continues.html

"Thar She Blows" is that where this saying came from?

Thanks DeeJayKeg.Now we're not going to remove this map cause it is great.JUST DON"T GET CAUGHT GOING IN THAT GLITCH.You know what the consequences will be. THANKS

Now those are old tunes SOB,pretty good ones.Getting old SUCKS BIG TIME.But at least I made it to retirement. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98pkG0y_U_Q

Funny.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/windsor-park-director-says-penis-vandal-talented-201753767.html

I don't know what to say about this SOB,I guess if your pet or veggie has a black mark under it's nose you can say he resembles a Hitler figure.

I only play TDM Evil-Monkey.

I have no problems with either of them.Every game I've bought from both places work just fine for me.

I think every human should get a chance to read this !! "Dogs Welcome" A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed, and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote: SIR: "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

Happy Birthday Brat.Have a great day.

This is amazing!! --------------------- Have you ever wondered where that plane flying over head is going and what type of aircraft? I just watched on my laptop the plane whose vapour trail I could see over head and was blown away by all the information and also the view. This is definitely a keeper. You are also going to be totally blown away when you see how many aircraft are flying in your area... I can now see why an aircraft traffic controller is one very, very busy person. If you can get this working for you it will tell you who is flying and where they are going. Here is a note to help you get more out of your visit to this site. These are all the aircraft in the air right now. In the left hand column, there is a box called "planes." The number in the box is the number of aircraft airborne. This view is what the traffic management people see for planning purposes at the various airports. Every day you see planes in the sky, sometimes very high..with or without con-trails. We ask ourselves questions : What type of plane, airbus A320,330,350? Boeing.....or other. Where does it come from, where is it going, what altitude, what speed, what company etc. You can see all that information instantly on your screen. Some tricks; Drag the map to take you to the area you want to view ................. maybe over your town. To view your region or town, you can zoom in by tapping with your mouse. On the map you will see all the planes in the air over or near your town. Click on a airplane, and on the left screen you will get all the info on that plane, including airline, type, speed, altitude in real time, re calculated every 10 seconds. On some you can also click on ‘view from the cockpit’. ... So here is the website. Have fun!! And use it to see if the plane you are going to meet is on time or late. http://www.flightradar24.com/

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=JBfjU3_XOaA nope I did it wrong