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JohnnyDos

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  1. Very nice Olive and thank you for another great Slidely Production.
  2. Read further down eidolonFire and it says this:Includes "Crysis," "Crysis Warhead," and "Crysis Wars." JUST LIKE WIzId Said.
  3. But I must.
  4. Or maybe the opposite when the old man finds out his old lady is working.LOL
  5. Thank you all for the overwhelming greetings.One thing I know for sure is that I made it to 62 years old.You are all so thoughtful.THANKS AGAIN. Cheers to all who have a puff and Cheers to all who have a drink
  6. I'll be there in the afternoon around 2pm EST = 1pm Central ALRIGHT LET THE KILLA OPEN BEGIN !
  7. OK SOB I'll walk you through and tell you how I do it.I'll show you where that screen comes up to uninstall/install.
  8. http://sites.amd.com/us/game/downloads/Pages/radeon_win7-64.aspx I always uninstall my drivers 1st.Then I go and install the new ones.The AMD program will give you the options.You will have to reboot both times.
  9. If that is true then there would have been a lot more cases reported I would think Vipersniper.Read all of this: http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/07/17/is-canadas-plastic-money-actually-melting/
  10. That's one way to do it.LOL
  11. Wondering myself,we've always had one since the day he passed away.RIP my pal Killa (you're the man who encouraged me to join >XI< and I'm still here,my buddy in the heavens)
  12. We've had them for about a year now SOB,they're not plastic like a credit card: http://www.bankofcanada.ca/banknotes/bank-note-series/polymer/
  13. SOB the soloution Yes we see ya Say the words a bit faster.
  14. Excellent !
  15. The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and It won !! The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey That he entered it in the next race, And it won that race too. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of Publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another races. The next day the local paper headline read: “BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS”. This was too much for the Bishop, so he Ordered the Pastor to get Rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a Nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted The following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN!! The Bishop fainted …. He informed the Nun that she would have to Get rid of the donkey as soon as possible. So she sold it to a local farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: “NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10”. This was too much for the Bishop so he Ordered the Nun to buy back the Donkey, and take it to the plains Where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is .. . . Being Concerned about public opinion can Bring you much grief and misery, Even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and You'll be a lot happier And live longer! Have a nice day and laugh
  16. I think you can get a new CD from Amazon.ca for $15
  17. Not available in my country Canada.hmmmmm!
  18. You have no idea how exhausting it can be putting on tight purple sweat pants!! Pensacola, Florida Don't laugh! Its okay, because today is combination Casual Friday and Crazy Hair Day, all rolled into one. College Station,Texas Apparently, Lester Flem doesn't know whether he's homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, or asexual. However, if you look up the word 'Transgender' in the dictionary...BINGO!!!! There you will see a picture of dear old flaming Lester in his boots. Laguna Niguel, California Packing this rear in camouflage shorts is like trying to hide an elephant behind a squirrel. Seattle, Washington And men claim they can't meet classy women in stores? Go figure! Louisville, Kentucky For my own sanity, I have to assume that Gussie Klothgrunt is shoplifting two pork roasts in her shirt .... simply because there is no possible way that can be anything other that two pork roasts in her shirt. Can't be! Forestdale, Alabama No way, Laquanda, absolutely not! That outfit does not at all make you look like a hooker. Midlothian, Virginia It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs. Houston, Texas This is perfectly understandable. This one was just on her way to the Country Club when she remembered she needed some coffee and a couple of yoga videos. Besides, she thought to herself, I'll just throw on these gray shorts and I'll be smokin'. Nashville, Tennessee Is that a baby dangling from Raylene's waist like a fanny pack??? I don't believe I've ever seen anything like that before. The only thing wrong with the gene pool around the Ozarks is there's no lifeguard. Fort Smith, Arkansas I love talking with Freidagurtz Finkelstein, because she always seems so surprised and interested in what I have to say. Grand Rapids, Michigan Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur, I gotta get me that outfit!!!! Alpharetta, Georgia I have infinite admiration for the sheer strength of good quality denim. Moreover, I will be eternally thankful if Honeysuckle's jeans wait until she reaches the truck to explode. Seriously, they should consider using denim on the next NASA space shuttle. Spring, Texas For those times when you need fried okra and chicken strips so badly, that you just can't wait for the bleach to set. Oxford, Mississippi Someone else can try to figure out what she's doing, because I have to go wash my eyes out with bleach - like right now
  19. What do you say to the guy holding the target if you miss?SORRY oh I hit him in the head.All fucked up jobs.
  20. Now you'll be like me,only it's my right eye.It sucks big time.Mine is from diabetes though.Good luck Harry.
  21. And to think these kind of people truly exist.NUT BARS for sure.
  22. I noticed that right away when they introduced IE 11.Soloution I went back to IE 10.
  23. I use IE and just posted 2 jokes Harry.
  24. That’s not what Daddy told me! Daddy , how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll down...You'll love this .... ' You Got Male !
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