JohnnyDos

Thanks Beers,I'll start DL"ing now.

A Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .. > Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. > > 'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?' > > 'Sure.' > > 'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks. > > 'No, I can remember it.' > > 'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?' > > He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.' > > 'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks. > > Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!' > > Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. > > 'Where's my toast?' > > > An elderly couplehad dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. > The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.' > The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' > The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What's the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that's red and has thorns.' > 'Do you mean a rose?' > 'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?' > > > Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. > After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. > On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. > 'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.' > > > > A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: > 'So I hear you're getting married?' > 'Yep!' > 'Do I know her?' > 'Nope!' > 'This woman, is she good looking?' > 'Not really.' > 'Is she a good cook?' > 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' > 'Does she have lots of money?' > 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' > 'Well, then, is she good in bed?' > 'I don't know.' > 'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?' > 'Because she can still drive!' > > > A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' > 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' > 'Twelve thirty.' > > > Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. > A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. > A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' > Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'' > The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.' > > > One more. . .! > A little old manshuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. > The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' > 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

Yes nice map LaBob and merci.Tres bien.

That is some nasty knife there,it'd be good for Big Mean Dean.Thanks for the info DeeJayKeg.

I like it also.

I never read those reviews.I like my DM.The game is beautiful.I hardly ever play the missions I usually go straight to the IA(instant action) and yes the graphics blow other games away.Get the game and I'll give you a little Typhoon.500 rounds/sec.In fact I'm going in now till 7:30 am.I love it.

Happy Birthday MtMan.61 yesterday.You made it.

No kidding.Totally agree Larsin.

Is that your latest paintball weapon PingLo?You had something awesome last year.

Welcome Technoboy.Make sure you have fun.

You're too funny SOB.

Same here,I think I'm in.I want to be in.

See SOB always get a second opinion.LOL.with PingLo's option I think you will get less" Rectal Flare Up."

Just in case SOB.I know it's not funny but I know you can take a (pile) of jokes and ribbing.I hope.

I think this is SUPERB.Nice job Chile

Well then you are a nice guy.

Go vote and you will see it in all it's glory.I was looking for our old red one,boy did that fuck me up(I know it doesen't take much for me)Looking awesome.

A few of us have it already.I really like it,but I like all the Crysis games.So are you a pirate or pirating?You bad boy.

OK Tenneal and Dos are booked.Put a for sure check mark there Rugger.Aug 1,2 & 3.

Hemps Hawks have a record now on top of being in 1st.place WOW 14 and 0. Go Hawks Go!

If Beers gets one I want one too.Thank You.

WiZiD 1st of all you don't have version 4.0.Then put your settings on Ultra.You'll find that setting on version 4.0.http://unigine.com/products/heaven/ Download from this link.

It's on custom settings and 1920x1080 I also noticed this version shows a temperature didplay(top right hand Corner) I hit 60C when the test was done.

http://unigine.com/products/heaven/ Download from this link. Boy oh boy, this version cut my score way down.

I really don't pray Dread, but I will still hope the best for you."Maximum Armour" next time.You know where that statement comes from.