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SgtHarryWeezer There are times when members we've come to know well find it necessary to leave gaming and/or the computer for a time to focus on life and family. And I appreciate it when those folks take the trouble to tell us they need to leave the clan - or take an extended absence - because of issues like that. But I could give a rat's ass when when a clan member leaves because of some nebulous personal issue with someone - if that's what this is - that he or she doesn't want to take through established channels here to resolve. For all practical purposes, that's saying to the clan that it, or someone in it, has fucked with me so I'm going to take my toys and go home. Just go and be done with it. Why post about it? Are you looking for sympathy? You get none from me in situations like this. +1

Happy Birthday T-Rat.

11.7 New drivers for ATI Radeon http://sites.amd.com/us/game/downloads/Pages/radeon_win7-64.aspx

Good One.

Yeah right "on & off bus tour" more like "on her off her,on her off her"cya on friday.

I have it but don't play it.I've been giving Home Front a try.Of course it is DX11 and that is why I am trying it out.I like DX11 big difference in graphics.But my favorite is still Crysis 2.

Cya in the morning Beers.We'll get this server going again.

CYA in 11 days Gorilla.Capt.Tenneal and I should be there by about 2pm EST.Now that might be 1pm Indianna time.Who cares should be a hoot meeting you wacky guys.Oh I know Hogan is comming with his wife also.Mazda and Ripple told me they wrere going to show and of course our own "World Traveller" Olive from Paris France.I think WiZiD said he was going to show but that is all I can remember.

Pondscum after you install it you will get the 1.9 patch automatically.Then you have to go to "My Crysis" to get the DX11 and HighRes patch.That is the only way to make the game go in DX11.You might have to register with "My Crysis".Once you get those goto graffics and enable the DX11 then goto Advanced graphics and enable the HighRes.If your card does not support DX11 it will not enable the DX11 but your High Res textures are allowed as far as I know.So people with DX9 can also run the game.

Hogan said he got a patch for his card so it can play DX11.Go to this site http://www.systemrequirementslab.com/CYRI/intro.aspx to see if your machine can run the game Pondscum.

All I can say is HOOOLY Shit! I've never seen such a bunch of nut bars.I mean they are being carried away in stretchers for shits sake.What do you get if you catch the Cheese besides bruises and broken backs. ribs and ankles? But it was very entertaining and funny.Thanks OLIVE.See you in 13 days.Rock and roll mon ami!

Nice thank you post Crimson.

I vote daily and post my vote # on CHAT BOX.To show proof.

US lawmakers on Thursday introduced a bill that would legalize marijuana nationwide but allow each state to regulate, tax and control the drug itself. They acknowledged, however, that the bill has virtually no chance of becoming law. "We believe the federal government shouldn't be involved with prosecuting adults smoking marijuana," said Democratic Congressman Barney Frank. "We don't have enough prosecutors or police officers to do so." The bill is the first ever effort to legalize the production and consumption of marijuana nationwide. Sixteen states and the District of Columbia have legalized the production and consumption of marijuana for medical purposes, while 14 states have decriminalized small amounts for consumption. "I don't expect to pass it in this Congress," added Frank. "But I think we're making progress. This is an educational process." Some 850,000 Americans were arrested in 2009 for marijuana-related offenses, and about 90 percent of those cases were for possession, according to figures from the FBI. "The drug war has not worked, clearly," said Representative Jared Polis, a Democrat from Colorado. The Obama administration's Office of National Drug Control Policy, which opposes legalization, contends that marijuana potency has tripled in the past 20 years and that the age of teen drug users is getting younger. It also says that 30 percent of people who have used marijuana in the past year say they are dependent on the drug. Mexican President Felipe Calderon, whose country is the main supplier of marijuana and amphetamines to the United States, warned recently that legalizing cannabis would make it tougher for countries like Mexico to prosecute farmers for growing a product that was legal in the United States. "I would say to President Calderon that he does what he thinks is right in Mexico and I'll do what I think is right in the United States," said Frank, who said the bill would not allow the importation of the drug. But, he said, the legalization of cannabis in the United States, the biggest drug consuming country in the world, would "produce a shift in the market." Three weeks ago a group of ex-presidents of Latin America as well as former United Nations Secretary General Kofi Annan denounced the failure of the global war on drugs and called for urgent changes, including the legalization of cannabis.

I don't have any type of drinking problem I can drink anything No Problem.That is great Gorilla but I might have to take a nap so I can keep up with you guys.I'm in.After going to some of these bands websites I think I might be spending a lot of time in the "Rock Lounge"

Played with the fellow this morning.He was a nice guy and friendly and even chatted it up with us all in the DM server.Welcome PondScum.

Mikey you have to go here http://www.mycrysis.com/ and download it.Make sure you have the 1.9 patch first.Then get the DX11 download then get the HighRes pack.You will see if you get it when you set up your grapics (Enable DX!!)then go into advanced graphics for HighRes.It will tell you that it is enabled.I know with the video card you have you will notice a big difference.Other games will look like "cartoons"The textures the pysics to me are amazing going from DX9.Water flow is just awesome and while waiting for someone to get in kick a few cars around or just shoot a few pigeons shoot off a few signs break flower pots and whatever is around.shoot a few rounds into some fire xtinguishers or just go around smashing things and watch how they react.Hard to kill people try shooting them in the head.slitting throats is pretty effective also.LOL & Oh the game is fast

Well what about these maps for C2. http://www.crymod.com/viewtopic.php?f=309&t=69401 Oh and every morning when Hogan,Boomslang,Markoff,Graffitti on weekends and myself go on ,we fill our server right up but I never see any of you guys.

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.' So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.' When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass. A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?' 'Uh...yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied. 'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my self.' Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.' 'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!' 'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked. 'I'd like to own a gorgeous home in every country in the world complete with servants,' she said. 'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!' And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?' 'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.' The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?' She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?' You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for you!' So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?' 'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly. 'No Kidding,' he said. 'Thirty-five years old and you both still believe in genies?'

That's just like "No Soup For You" god one Vette.

Welcome BudSr.

Got me good one.

I have heard some of them had teeth.Wasn't that the definition of a "surprise"LOL

I liked It.Funny.