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JohnnyDos

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  1. http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_medical_cartoons/index.shtml
  2. Happy Birthday NiteRaven
  3. Welcome LaBoB.Finally we got an Einstein on the team.
  4. HXTR I had Jump Man for my C64.Great reminder Fun Game back then along with a pile of other C64 games.But that thing is now in the garbage.I think I paid about $1,000.00 for that C64.LOL
  5. i put those pics up because I thought they were neat looking and most of them make it look like there is a hole in the sidewalk or whatever.But you have to admit the guy has talent.
  6. This brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sits just outside its hangar in Toulouse , France without a single hour of airtime. Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine run-ups, prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area. Then they took all four engines to take-off power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is The take-off warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to take off, but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc.) Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm. This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air. The computers automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward. The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on. Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totalling it. The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown due to the news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere. Because........ Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to Muslim Arabs. Finally, the photos are starting to leak out. One French Airbus: $200 million dollars Untrained Arab Flight Crew: $300,000 Yearly Salary Unread Operating Manual: $300 Aircraft meets retaining wall and the wall wins. PRICELESS!!! "And that's why God gave them camels "!
  7. This guy continues to amaze people with his sidewalk 3D chalk drawings. Remember, these pictures are actually flat. Remember, these pictures are actually flat.
  8. Happy Birthday T-Mouse.You must be about 20 now Ha Ha.
  9. Happy Birthday Greywolf
  10. Nice INTRO PSYCOKILLER
  11. I've got a RAT 7 I like it cause I made it fit my palm and I adjusted the length and width of this mouse.I have a Razer also but seemed to small in my hands.For me this is much better cause it can be adjusted in so many ways.
  12. Thanks man here is how they spell Labour D'eh in Canada.LOL
  13. Gorilla I have a Saphire VapourX 5770 and I play Crysis wars & Crysis2 just fine.My settings are 1920x1080 and I set it on HIGH not Extreme.But 2gig card is next for me.OH I got AMD Quad Core 3.2 ghz.8 gigs of Ram.
  14. Mazdarati Oh Yeah Baby !!!!! I am soooooooooo turned on You IDIOT Mazda.LOL
  15. "GONE TILL NEXT TUESDAY" you're GONE ALRIGHT Right out of your mind ha ha.You big IDIOT
  16. Another good one DeeJay.LOL
  17. SOB I remember X-Ray telling me to also DL'd at the bottom the PROFILES.
  18. A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car." The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut." The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair." (You're going to love the Dad's reply!) "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"
  19. You might even try Crysis Warss or Crysis2 now.Nice.
  20. This is where I get my drivers from SOB http://sites.amd.com/us/game/downloads/Pages/radeon_win7-64.aspx
  21. Yop Sonovabich Johnnydos is usually in there m8, early morning our time i think, send him a PM and ask him Yep ,I had seen him a few , he's a good target ^^ !! Contact me on Xfire if you're ready to play and kick my ass :/ OK YOP I'll meet you there tomorrow about 6am EST >I've been playing some COD5 MW because I can't find people to play with.see you tomorrow.If you are from France add 6hrs
  22. Happy Birthday 2Cute.How old ?
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