JohnnyDos

Yaccster,PigDog.King Stinger

Murdah,he lost,

The Happy Boss was the winner at the Races and a big winner at the craps table,I am sure when people get back there will be a lot more.

Downloading now.

Landing at 12:30 pm.Ceck in for 1 pm.

Me and Capt.Tenneal are ready and tomorrow morning we'll: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8jEapecSqc

You got that right Leadfinger,our own Blackcat has one of those accents.I'm old but can still hear half decent.LOL

TBB water is good for you.Sammy the tap water in my city is just great,most people say it is as good as bottled water.They removed the flouride from it and run it through something called ozonation or something like that,my wife also runs it through a Brita filter and really there is no difference,at least I can't tell.But I tell you I've been to towns where their water has that sulphur smell (rotten eggs) and that I can not drink.

In fact TBB,I make my own wine fresh from California grapes.I make 7 demijohns = 7x55 litres = 385 litres.So that's how full of shit you thnk I am.And on top of that I like my beer,lots of it.

Nothing wrong with those shots EidolonFire.

Don't care who wrote it,makes sense to me.

> >>>>>>>> SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> A DIME HAS 118 RIDGES AROUND THE EDGE. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> A CAT HAS 32 MUSCLES IN EACH EAR. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> A CROCODILE CANNOT STICK OUT ITS TONGUE. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> A DRAGONFLY HAS A LIFE SPAN OF 24 HOURS. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> A GOLDFISH HAS A MEMORY SPAN OF THREE SECONDS. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> A "JIFFY" IS AN ACTUAL UNIT OF TIME FOR 1/100TH OF A > >>>>>>>> SECOND. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> A SHARK IS THE ONLY FISH THAT CAN BLINK WITH BOTH EYES. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> A SNAIL CAN SLEEP FOR THREE YEARS. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> AL CAPONE'S BUSINESS CARD SAID HE WAS A USED > >>>>>>>> FURNITURE DEALER. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> ALL 50 STATES ARE LISTED ACROSS THE TOP OF THE LINCOLN > >>>>>>>> MEMORIAL ON THE BACK OF THE $5 BILL. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> ALMONDS ARE A MEMBER OF THE PEACH FAMILY. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> BABIES ARE BORN WITHOUT KNEECAPS. THEY DON'T APPEAR > >>>>>>>> UNTIL THE CHILD REACHES 2 TO 6 YEARS OF AGE. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> BUTTERFLIES TASTE WITH THEIR FEET. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> CATS HAVE OVER ONE HUNDRED VOCAL SOUNDS. DOGS ONLY > >>>>>>>> HAVE ABOUT 10. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> "DREAMT" IS THE ONLY ENGLISH WORD THAT ENDS IN THE > >>>>>>>> LETTERS "MT". > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> FEBRUARY 1865 IS THE ONLY MONTH IN RECORDED HISTORY > >>>>>>>> NOT TO HAVE A FULL MOON. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> IN THE LAST 4,000 YEARS, NO NEW ANIMALS HAVE BEEN > >>>>>>>> DOMESTICATED. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> IF THE POPULATION OF CHINA WALKED PAST YOU, IN SINGLE > >>>>>>>> FILE, THE LINE WOULD NEVER END BECAUSE OF THE RATE OF > >>>>>>>> REPRODUCTION. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> IF YOU ARE AN AVERAGE AMERICAN, IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE, YOU > >>>>>>>> WILL SPEND AN AVERAGE OF 6 MONTHS WAITING AT RED > >>>>>>> > LIGHTS. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SNEEZE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> LEONARDO DA VINCI INVENTED THE SCISSORS. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> MAINE IS THE ONLY STATE WHOSE NAME IS JUST ONE > >>>>>>>> SYLLABLE. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> NO WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE RHYMES WITH MONTH, > >>>>>>>> ORANGE, SILVER, OR PURPLE. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> OUR EYES ARE ALWAYS THE SAME SIZE FROM BIRTH, BUT OUR > >>>>>>>> NOSE AND EARS NEVER STOP GROWING. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> PEANUTS ARE ONE OF THE INGREDIENTS OF DYNAMITE. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> RUBBER BANDS LAST LONGER WHEN REFRIGERATED. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> "STEWARDESSES" IS THE LONGEST WORD TYPED WITH ONLY > >>>>>>>> THE LEFT HAND AND "LOLLIPOP" WITH YOUR RIGHT. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> THE AVERAGE PERSON'S LEFT HAND DOES 56% OF THE > >>>>>>>> TYPING. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> THE CRUISE LINER, QE2, MOVES ONLY SIX INCHES FOR EACH > >>>>>>>> GALLON OF DIESEL THAT IT BURNS. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> THE MICROWAVE WAS INVENTED AFTER A RESEARCHER > >>>>>>>> WALKED BY RADAR TUBE AND A CHOCOLATE BAR MELTED IN > >>>>>>>> HIS POCKET. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> THE SENTENCE: "THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE > >>>>>>>> LAZY DOG" USES EVERY LETTER OF THE ALPHABET. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> THE WINTER OF 1932 WAS SO COLD THAT NIAGARA FALLS > >>>>>>>> FROZE COMPLETELY SOLID. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> THE WORDS 'RACECAR,' 'KAYAK' AND 'LEVEL' ARE THE SAME > >>>>>>>> WHETHER THEY ARE READ LEFT TO RIGHT OR RIGHT TO LEFT > >>>>>>>> (PALINDROMES). > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> THERE ARE 293 WAYS TO MAKE CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> THERE ARE MORE CHICKENS THAN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> THERE ARE ONLY FOUR WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE > >>>>>>>> WHICH END IN "DOUS": TREMENDOUS, HORRENDOUS, > >>>>>>>> STUPENDOUS, AND HAZARDOUS. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> . > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> THERE ARE TWO WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE THAT > >>>>>>>> HAVE ALL FIVE VOWELS IN ORDER: "ABSTEMIOUS" AND > >>>>>>>> "FACETIOUS." > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> THERE'S NO BETTY RUBBLE IN THE FLINTSTONES CHEWABLES > >>>>>>>> VITAMINS. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> TIGERS HAVE STRIPED SKIN, NOT JUST STRIPED FUR. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> TYPEWRITER IS THE LONGEST WORD THAT CAN BE MADE > >>>>>>>> USING THE LETTERS ONLY ON ONE ROW OF THE KEYBOARD. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> WINSTON CHURCHILL WAS BORN IN A LADIES' ROOM DURING A > >>>>>>>> DANCE. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> WOMEN BLINK NEARLY TWICE AS MUCH AS MEN. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> YOUR STOMACH HAS TO PRODUCE A NEW LAYER OF MUCUS > >>>>>>>> EVERY TWO WEEKS; OTHERWISE IT WILL DIGEST ITSELF. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> THERE, __NOW __YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!

Jack goes to his friend Mike and whispers, "I'm having an affair with the Preacher's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after service for me?" The friend doesn't like it, but being a friend, he agrees. After the service, he starts talking to the Preacher, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the Preacher gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to. Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Preacher... "My friend is having an affair with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied." The Preacher smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says, "You better hurry home. My wife died a year ago."

Written over a century ago . . . . . has stood the test of time...short, and to the point. What Wilfred Laurier thought of the immigrants wanting to become Canadians in 1907. First of all we must insist that the immigrant that comes here is willing to become a Canadian and is willing to assimilate our ways, he should be treated on equal grounds and it would be shameful to discriminate against such a person for reasons of their beliefs or the place of birth or origin. But it is the responsibility of that person to become a Canadian in all aspects of life, nothing else but a Canadian. There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says that he is a Canadian, but tries to impose his customs and habits upon us, is not a Canadian. We have room for only one flag, the Canadian flag. There is room for only two languages here, English and French. And we have room for loyalty, but only one, loyalty to the Canadian people. We won't accept anyone, I'm saying anyone, who will try to impose his religion or his customs on us. Wilfred Laurier, Seventh Prime Minister of Canada from July 1896 to Oct 1911

A glass of wine To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand: As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually..= 0 However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of Shit . There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

I know Janey,just tried to find something similar to yours cause I know you have big ONES.

Happy Birthday Wardragon

Here comes the Italian Navy SOB LOL: O SOLE MIO. LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXGa__ECvnM

Good choice for Mr. Keg.Congratulations.

I just got out my little red book The minute that you said goodbye I thumbed right through my little red book I wasn't gonna sit and cry And I went from A to Z I took out every pretty girl in town They danced with me and as I held them All I did was talk about you Hear your name and I'd start to cry There's just no getting over you, oh no There ain't no girl in my little red book Who could ever replace your charms And each girl in my little red book Knows you're the one I'm thinkin' of Oh, won't you please come back? Without your precious love I can't go on Where can love be? I need you so much All I did was talk about you Hear your name and I'd start to cry There's just no getting over you, oh no Oh, won't you please come back? Without your precious love I can't go on It's haunting me, I need you so much All I did was talk about you Hear your name and I'd start to cry There's just no getting over you, oh no All I did was talk and talk about you Hear your name and I'd start to cry There's just no getting over you Read more at http://www.songlyrics.com/the-litter/little-red-book-lyrics/#2OIeRMoyrEXKDrLk.99 I got me a complication And it's an only child Concern my reputation As something more than wild I know it serves me right But I can't sleep at night I have to hide my face Or go some other place No! I won't cry out for justice Admit that I was wrong Stay in hibernation 'Til the talk subsides and gone My social life's a dud My name is really mud I'm up to here in lies I guess I'm down to size To size I can't seem to talk about The things that bother me Seems to be what everybody has Against me! (ooh! ooh! ooh! yeah!) Now here's my situation And how it really stands I'm out of circulation I've all but washed my hands My social life's a dud My name is really mud I'm up to here in lies I guess I'm down to size To size Talk, talk Talk, talk Talk, talk Talk, talk

Happy Birthday JIMP.