JohnnyDos

Don't give me shit for these cartoon jokes,they're for entertainment purposes only.

Holy Shit SOB,I'm pretty sure that will be the CURE.LOL

Don't be cheap,give them away to someone.It's nearing Christmas anyway and it will be a good deed on your part.GeForce 140 pounds is $ 280 Canadian Dollars,Our money is way down but look and I am sure I can find them cheaper: This price is from a Best Buy from over here.

Yes,the whole week end,now especially since we might add the other members who passed.Which is only right.

AS I AGE, I REALIZE THAT: 1. I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice. 2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud. 3. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off. 4. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work. 5. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." 6. When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now it's like a mini vacation.. 7. The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about. 8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound. 9. Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller. 10. At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Acetaminophen All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. That should perk up your day!

DeathWave,Rugger puts on a COD 2 Day in honour of Killa(my sponsor) who passed away in 2008.It's usually on the week end closest to his death.

Good speech Rugger. :thumbsup:

Wise decision Baldie.

Man SpinPuppy,your story makes me sad,my dog some how is surviving a bladder tumor with the help of some type of medication,last week she was peeing blood and the vet put her on some antibiotics that seemed to have helped cause her pee is all cleared up and she is eating again.But it is just a matter of time and I hope that means till sometime in Jan 2016 when she will be only 7.I still take her out everyday to the dog park where she chases squirrels which makes her very happy.Very sad day for you indeed Spinpuppy,but you gave your dog a good life by the sounds of it.Take care.

Mine was BLOOD on a 386,but like SOB I had the old simple pong type of game then went to Intellivision like SOB and like he said a lot of good games even though it was a 4k machine.From there I went to Commodore 64 and even had a modem and now here we are in the 2000's with huge CPU's and GPU's and a fast internet for most of us. Blood is a first-person shooter video game developed by Monolith Productions and published by GT Interactive Software. The shareware version was released for the PC on March 5, 1997, while the full version was released on May 31, 1997 in North America, and June 20, 1997 in Europe. The game follows the story of Caleb, an undead early 20th century gunslinger seeking revenge against the dark god Tchernobog. It features a number of occult and horror themes. Blood includes liberal amounts of graphic violence, a large arsenal of weapons ranging from the standard to the bizarre, and numerous enemies and bosses. The Blood franchise was continued with two official expansion packs titled Plasma Pak (developed by Monolith)[1] and Cryptic Passage (developed by Sunstorm Interactive). Later, a sequel titled Blood II: The Chosen was released on October 31, 1998. The game was released on Steam along with its two expansion packs on July 14, 2014, utilizing the DOSBox emulator to run on modern systems.[2]

Similar to this candy commercial:

The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules ' From the female side Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT Need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape ! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

Good man SlideRulz.

Roger Keith "Syd" Barrett (6 January 1946 – 7 July 2006) was an English musician, composer, singer, songwriter, and painter. Best known as a founder member of the band Pink Floyd, Barrett was the lead singer, guitarist and principal songwriter in its early years and is credited with naming the band. Barrett was excluded from Pink Floyd in April 1968 after David Gilmour took over as their new frontman, and was briefly hospitalized amid speculation of mental illness. Barrett's innovative guitar work and exploration of experimental techniques such as dissonance, distortion and feedback influenced many musicians, including David Bowie and Brian Eno. His recordings are also noted for their strongly English-accented vocal delivery. After leaving music, Barrett continued with painting and dedicated himself to gardening. Biographies began appearing in the 1980s. Pink Floyd wrote and recorded several tributes to him, most notably the 1975 album Wish You Were Here, which included "Shine On You Crazy Diamond", as homage to Barrett. Tracklist: 1. Baby Lemonade 00:00 2. Love Song 04:10 3. Dominoes 07:16 4. It Is Obvious 11:23 5. Rats 14:24 6. Maisie 17:26 7. Gigolo Aunt 20:16 8. Waving My Arms In The Air 26:02 9. I Never Lied To You 28:11 10. Wined and Dined 30:02 11. Wolfpack 33:01 12. Effervescing Elephant 36:43 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHRm6yWHyNk

I like "Hang Em High" Good movie... Good music

WOW! I remember them all SOB,but I think a lot of our youngsters in here never even heard of these shows.Good find I enjoyed going through these few clips.

Great song.

Daughter must look like the mother.She is going to be a looker,watch out for the dogs(boys) in heat Mule.

Don't forget your boots HXTR:

Hunter I remember all of that stuff,and you do too cause you are 67 and that is alright,at least you can say you made it that far,I'm going to be 64 in Dec. so I didn't make it yet.So when a young punk calls you an old man,just tell him "at least I made it, do you think you are"?He'll shut right up

Seems everyone wants to tell you what your top picks should be. There are no wrong opinions here. It does seem that you may be a bit younger than some of us who remember some of the older bands. Saw some good bands here.In the mid 60's.

Drama Llama,this is the version I know,but I like yours also: