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JohnnyDos

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  1. That is what I saw SOB,just crazy,he killed just as many of his own people.
  2. Gawd if I bought that for my wife I'm sure it would be put around my pee pee.No Mot I will think about something else,thank you.
  3. Great whiskey,only kind I buy,and I drink it on the rocks no coke or 7up for me,it wrecks the taste.
  4. Watched it all SOB,great information,man did Russia take a shit kicking with the help of Stalin.
  5. Oh for sure Mr.DeeJay Keg,even a few for you to get that UK feeling,PISSED.
  6. B-Murda there are a few members in this clan much older than me, so I have no age record,all I hope is that I can reach their ages and be able to play,now as for you,think about it you haven't made it yet so you know what I'm getting at.Because none of us know for sure our expiration date.So for me 1 day at a time.Good job to you Harry Weezer, man you got me beat by 5 years and you are still a good player.
  7. Vous savez ce que je fais de mon ami Vous cultivez cette sur votre ferme?
  8. SOB this will be me today
  9. And John Lennon would've been 75 this year. This is my favorite Christmas song, because it kind of sounds sad. It feels real, like it's asking us "What's Christmas mean?" in an almost condescending way, but not bad, like it's encouraging us to work and hope for a better world.
  10. Nice tip GeForce.
  11. And how old were you?I was 24 and when I just got married: I had hair LOL
  12. Here's the one for you BPD
  13. Baby born without eyelids A mother has a baby boy born without eyelids,the doctor tells her not to worry and that he will be able to correct the problem,he tells the mother that they will be able to reconstruct the eyelids with the new childs foreskin.She is shocked and says well doctor won't that make my son a bit cockeyed and he tells her not to worry and that her son will have plenty of foresight.
  14. I have only 2 keys left now.
  15. One of mine has been taken.3 left.
  16. I have 4 keys also like SOB said,let us know if you want one.you have to sign up with UPLAY. First come first served.
  17. New toy just in time for Christmas. The latest toy has hit the shops.... A talking Muslim doll. Nobody knows what the heck it says, because no one has the guts to pull the cord.
  18. I know I'm really enjoying it.The rest of you can play those bunny hopping unrealistic old games from 5 - 6 years ago.This one is my type of game.You should try it if you want to find out what we mean.
  19. Do what you gotta do ,still the best maintained website since I've been here (9-10 years). :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
  20. https://www.facebook.com/IrelandFirst2015/videos/646378135502015/
  21. JEWISH LADIES BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR SONS Four Jewish ladies meet after 30 years at their High School Reunion. One goes to take food while the other three start to talk about how successful their sons became. No. 1 says her son studied economics, became a banker and is so rich; he gave his best friend a Ferrari. No. 2 said her son became a pilot, started his own airline became so rich; he gave his best friend a jet. No. 3 said her son became an engineer, started his own development company became so rich; he built his best friend a castle. No 4. came back with a plate full of food and asked what the buzz is about. They told her they were talking about how successful their sons became and asked her about her son. She said her son is gay and he works in a Gay Bar. The other three said she must be very disappointed with her son for not becoming successful. "Oh no!" said the Lady, “He is doing well; last week on his birthday he got a Ferrari, a jet and a castle from three of his boyfriends." The other three ladies fainted.
  22. An excellent rockn'roll cover by the early Rolling Stones...! I also do not intend to tell you that the song discusses a girl known as "Poison Ivy", who is compared to measles, mumps, chickenpox, the common cold, and whooping cough, but is deemed worse, because "Poison Ivy, lord, will make you itch". Finally be sure I won't tell you either that one of its composers, Jerry Leiber, said: "Pure and simple, 'Poison Ivy' is a metaphor for a sexually transmitted disease".
  23. The Canadian Revenue Agency actually commented on this one. Something to ponder ... but, worth a broad smile ! Amazing, but true, if you think about it! The importance of accuracy in your tax return . The CRA has returned the Tax Return to a man in Canada after he apparently answered one of the questions. In response to the question, .. "Do you have anyone dependant on you? The man wrote: ... "2.1 million Illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack heads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 450 idiots in Parliament and an entire group that call themselves Politicians' The CRA stated that the response he gave was unacceptable. The man's response back to CRA was, ... "Who did I leave out ?"
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