> Golf on Christmas Day > > Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked > how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed > and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his > buddies and play a round. > > His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a > priority to figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning." > Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the > golf course. > The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I > bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off of." > The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning > the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures." > The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, > reading the manual." > They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them > like they have lost their minds. > "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I > slapped my wife on the butt and said, Well babe, Merry Christmas! > It's a great morning -- intercourse or golf course --' > She said, Don't forget your sweater.