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JohnnyDos

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  1. Interesting! check it out. It not only plays the #1 song when you were born but the number one song when you were conceived. Also the number one movie when you were born. Nostalgia at it's best. Just thought I would share. This one's a keeper. It plays the song that was Number One on the day you were born. And, if there is a video (had no such thing the day I was born) available with the artist, it will play it for you. Really a fun site. http://playback.fm/birthday-song
  2. This is one of the coolest things I've seen. It's a little unnerving watching the aging process (both in this and in the mirror) since it happens to us all. Only a little over 3 minutes of very clever work. Click here: DiamondJubilee of Queen Elizabeth II (morph sequence) -Safeshare.TV
  3. You might call that guy a big prick.?
  4. No wonder he has the wrong format,he needs an 8 Track or a casette
  5. This dog is pretty smart also:
  6. I'd like to be that dog.Bow wow,woof woof,sniff sniff,and then lickity split.
  7. The bank looks closed.
  8. They are shut down for UPDATES.
  9. Maybe his dad or mother was a donkey.
  10. NASTY SOB,funny but not for her.OMG
  11. After closing time at the bar, the Newfie was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. “What's up with the big brass gong?” one of the guests asked. “It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,” the Newfie replied. “A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend. “Yup,” replied the Newfie. “How's it work?” the friend asked, squinting at it. “Watch,” the Newfie replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment....... Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “You asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!"
  12. I think they started when COD 2 came out Trailer Trash,I didn't own the very first one.We'll have to see if Rugger remembers.
  13. I read somwhere that says "people that are bored,are usually boring people" so don't call what you did there boreing,call it let's say "occupying some time" just sounds better.LOL
  14. Pretty sure the game came out in 2005/October.I've been here along with Capt Tenneal since the early days of this clan,wasn't a full fledged member,for a few months till Killa(RIP) gave me an invite.
  15. TBB funny,but I live way east of Joe Canadian,but you should check out Detroit,they have a drone shot called decreped Detroit or something like that,but they also have some nice shots of the city,when I was a young kid 14 -15 years old we used to take the tunnel there to shop and look around and the place was actually a nice bustling city and as of now they are slowly trying to restore it.Take a look for yourself.I live right across from Belle Isle on the Canadian side.I'm having fun using this drone thingy.But like DjMot said they are going to make some laws for these things.
  16. I'll check it out SOB,couldn't find one by your town.
  17. Tour the World with a Flying Drone It’s a big world out there with plenty of amazing sights to see and more places to visit then anyone can ever go to… But what if I told you there is a map that lets you travel all over the world and see some of its most beautiful locations like you will never have the chance to see yourself? The site is called travelbydrone.com and once you go there (either by clicking on the link or on the map below) you will see a map of the world much like any other map on the internet, with one important difference. Clicking on each of the markers on the map will open a video taken by a drone flying above that area. You can literally jump from anywhere to anywhere and visit it through the eyes of a bird. My personal recommendations? Rome, Jasper National Park and New York, explore the world and see which ones are yours! http://travelbydrone.com/
  18. Say Hi to Cleo and King Tut if you happen to see them CHEESE
  19. Did you learn this stuff at school? 5-Minute Management Course Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel..' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.' Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. Lesson 4: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson 5: A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.. Lesson 6: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
  20. Leadfinger,you should've seen some of the pics he took when he went to Africa,maybe he could show them to us again.Pretty Please OLIVE,I'll buy you a few drinks at the >XI<Fest.Or even some you took when you were in Asia.Come on Olive they were spectacular.
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