Russian arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to Canada . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me into this country, giving me free housing, free food stamps, free medical care, free money to spend and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Canada ." The person says, "I not Canadian, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful Canada !" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not Canadian." He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a Canadian?" She says, "No, I am from Africa ". Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?" The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."