For My X-wife after 13 years of marriage on Valentines day I got her a nice, expensive, digital, BATHROOM SCALE....Did I say X-Wife? The next year on Valentines day I was coming home from work and heard on the radio to call in as they wanted to know the MOST insensitive gift you ever recieved for Valentines. When I got home I gave her the phone number and explained what I heard. She ran to the phone. When she told them, the radio announcer shouted "we have a winner".......We won 2 tickets to the movies. Needless to say we never use them.........lol
Did I say X-Wife? Shit thats what she was asking for. Dam you should have seen her face when she opened that.....Priceless