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Heffalump

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  1. Thanks Rick, all I am thinking of now is Steak med. rare!
  2. Oooohh! Nice thought Jack, BoobTags! Go with the Zo!
  3. I always knew she was a dirty girl inside!!!!! What a beast!!!!!
  4. Hi Sexyguy!, good to see you join the forums. Hope to see you in the server soon, broadband is still anything but that at new house, hopefully rectified soon (I said rectified, not another word)!!!!
  5. All that up and down, where the feck is the server located, in a brothel?
  6. Nice one guys, time to build the Empire back up again, Gawd bless ya..... hehehe
  7. .=QUACK=.scottscnd - Play with the DICE guys I would like for everyone to take out their calendars, notebooks or anything you write your most important appointments on, because on September the 8th, you will get the chance to get yourself an in-game [DICE]-tag . Is this like those fluffy furry DICE you get in the front of car windscreens, tied to the rear view mirror? Tell me Scott, do you have your name along with your lady/male friend / sheep's name on a sunvisor? Is her name Sharon, and does she wear white stiletto heals?
  8. Extremely good news there Primal, glad she seems to be a "baffler". Life is full of lows, and highs like this, brilliant!!!! I guess miracles can happen.
  9. Isn't Pete the kid who always pooped his pants at school...... Yeah thats him...... Nevere heard of him..... Now, what did you ask.....
  10. Did I miss something, only last week he was XI I swear, didn't even know he left, wtf??!! Oh well, if you left Corpse, welcome back you IDIOT!
  11. Rambo' Son is around, saw hm on the other day, the Damn idiot!!! Iron though, not seen him in a long while...
  12. Damn! not nice, get well soon Sam. Just joking, but I bet he did it for the bed baths, thumbs up from the cleaner, yes, he has a todger that works!!!!
  13. If you interested, what track puts you in the mood for freaky naughty.... I'll give you 2 leftfield ones Strange one you may think, but this secured me a few crazy dates with a dancer from Spearmint Rhino!!! Ka-ching!
  14. Hilarious, great fun ***** 5 star entertainment
  15. Trust me, I am married and I understand, hahahaha!
  16. good to see your here ChiefBsr, a welcome addition in my eyes. seeing as you have worked in Hollywood...... Can you get me a date with either Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry, Rachel McAdams or Katherine Heigl? hehe
  17. omfg Dread, nice rig on youtube, jeez!
  18. And.... On the cusp I know but.... also.....
  19. Hold on an effin minute......
  20. Welcome all four of you, glad to see you join Pink, there's a turn up for the books! Remember, once an IDIOT, always an IDIOT! If anyone asks you were born that way too!, you just didn't know it at the time hehe! NOW GET THE BEERS IN!
  21. I think most of those who are married get the same deal, or close to. Good to see you on the forum, we like mature, experienced IDIOTS on our servers, maybe you will fit right in!!!! I play on COD4 Ftag, may see you there in the future.
  22. Why oh Why could I not have seen this 5 years ago.. boooooohooohooo! DOH!
  23. Nice, yeah but, snooker balls for Cherries?!!!!!!!! HEHE!
  24. hahahahaha!, excellent!
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