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Total Recall, whey hey! Bar Raefeli Go Team! Nehh! Boobs , and a pussy!

All you need now is a tat with "women of XI boobies". Not sure you will have the room though.

It is things like this happening and the generosity of members, that make me keep thinking what a damn fine bunch of people XI is, and that the world isn't completely full of greedy so-and-so's. Top hole thinking of others guys!!!!!

Watch out for the sexual favours now SOB, he is a bit of a pest I hear....

BP is the largest oil producer in the US, and employs tens of thousands in America, USA cannot afford to see BP go. And this isn't a dig at the American People, just a pointer to the governments and the power they and companies have. Check Bhopal out, and Union Carbide, an American Company at the time. Tens of thousands dead, many more injured and new born babies born with many different abnormalities, with very little compensation, not taking into account the lives ruined for the next 50 years + if those surviving make it that far. Wonder how much the US Government lobbied to set right what has happened there , 20 fecking years ago. Want me to tell you....... Once you have read up on Bhopal disaster, and taken into account the horror caused, can you show me the justice for the innocent lives lost and what they have got back from American and Union Carbide, NO. BP is not the first, and won't be the last, to see accidents happen. No accident is wanted.

Someone asked for a pair Boobies?..........

They're no idiots, they're tools! hahahaha It doesn't surprise me anymore just how thick some fools are.

Hey, is that George Michael coming through the doorway? RUN!!!!!!!!

It is an Oxfordshire thing, but there is a game I miss called AUNT SALLY. You get x6 1 foot long 2" diameter stick to throw at a wooden doll on top of a 3ft tall metal post with a swing arm on. Distanc eof throw is about 20ft. The idea is to cleanly take the DOLL of the arm and post with the thrown underarm wooden stick, not hitting the metal first. Its a very old game, hell knows how many 100's years old. Oh, I forgot to mention...... It is a PUB thing, where you travel to another village and play their pub team, and there is also an aim, bar the drivers, to get drunk whilst playing the game, although it isn't compulsory. Happy Days! Slightly off centre answer eh!

I know we are across the pond, but our forces are losing ppl every week in Afghanistan, take last week the rocket fire killing 3 by a radical muslim serving in the Afghan Forces in our own base, Coward. also the Radical Muslims in our country are free to put our forces down left right and centre, so wrong. For myself, I am immensly proud and privileged to know theys men and women fight and die, and try to maintain the peace and improve our peoples lives, whether they believe it or not. God Bless Her Majesties Forces, and those who stand beside them.

its official, your IDIOTS! Say it with pride! Congrats!

yep, you guys in the u s of a all seem to go to newegg for parts/components. When building a rig, which is a piece of the preverbial piss, for COD4 you don't need an all singing and dancing rig, but have in mind upgrading in the future, i.e. good case, screen (20" min.), but the bigger the screen, the better the graphics card you'll need. One small recommendation I would make, is get 2 hard drives, 1 quick speed HD for games, and a second good one for other stuff, set in RAID config., makes a big difference to upload speeds for maps hehe., you can get to a place on a map quicker than most before they have connected to server. AND WELCOME TO THE IDIOTS!

Always a pleasure to game with you in COD4 ftag, welcome to the forums Bombeczka!

No Motown or Soul?!!!!! OK...... And a bit of classic British Rock!

Priceless

Good news on the birth of your son Primal. But so, so so sad to hear of your niece's case, I think what others hvae posted sums up all you can say, a big why?, with no justification for someone so young. I guess a positive note to add may be to spend as much time with her as possible, giving her the best time ever for what is left of her short, but hopefully loving and full life, I guess sort of giving her a big party-time, hope this makes sense I think kids understand far more than we give them credit for sometimes. My wife is a teacher for 4-5 year olds, and she became a second mother almost to a young little girl in her class when her mother was dying, then died from cancer in about 6 months. She had explained to her,understood and accepted her mum was going to die, and the time she had left with her she cherished. I know this is in reverse, but perhaps similar in what happens, showing just how resilient kids can be. I am sure if put to your niece in the loving words you and your family can give, she will understand what is happening, and will happen. Perhaps meeting others in a similar circumstance, and spending time with them, maybe throught the "Make a Wish" Foundation. To sum up, love her with all your hearts, have a great time with her, (almost crying myself now), and she is going to go to a better place, and perhaps like Angel described, she will be watching over you and your family after her time passes

My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ************ ********* ********* ********* *** My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And then the fight started.... ************ ********* ********* ********* *** Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And that's how the fight started... ************ ********* ********* ********* *** I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!" So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?" And then the fight started..... ************ ********* ********* ********* ** My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started... ************ ********* ********* ********* *** When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive... so, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started... ************ ********* ********* ********* *** After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' And then the fight started... ************ ********* ********* ********* *** My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started... ************ ********* ********* ********* *** I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took my order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"" Nah, she can order for herself." And then the fight started... ************ ********* ********* ********* *** A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight started.....

Sorry to say, but agree with SOB, Nethlands played damn awful, Robben for being a big crybaby, and Van Bommel, Well, what can I say, absolute DONKEY! He did enough bad tackles to be sent off 3 times over, and could have seriously damaged/injured another player!

For those that saw the injustice tonight, Uruguay v Ghana, player who handballed on the line should be banned for a year and a penalty goal should have been allowed, FIFA, rules need to be changed iI'm afraid, absolutely disgusting sportsmanship. BOOO Uraguay!!!!! Filthy Dirty Cheats!!!!

Perhaps your recompense, if you need to, is to design a medal for Shadowlady for having lots of medals?

True SOB, and a lot of the players in the tournament play in the English league too, and some are still in the WC. Its all about desire, and the will and strength of heart to win. I would say though that the sheer number of foreign players don't do anything for the domestic talent to surface, which I do feel does need to change.

Congrats to all those who took part, great fun I hope was had by all. Big round for the organisers for the organisation, I am proud to be an Idiot, as I am sure we all are. IDIOTS ALWAYS WIN! Can we have a live link video BEER drinking contest?

Good Game, Ghana were very impressive I agree, we need some good fights coming into the tournament now, some spirited play. And yes Nightmare, not long until the "BIG" game of the tournament hehe..... COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND

This time, the World Cup is running like a larger version of the FA Cup, real surprises happening, big teams getting knocked out by supposed "minnows", which is all fine by me as long as its not England. Shaping up to be a real interesting tournament.

GORDONS ALIVE? DIIIIIVVVEEE!