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Oh we have all humped Pinky like that at least once in ftag

Better check again Keggy, i just got the 2 updates, first one was 969 Meg second one was 1.16 Gig, took me about 2 minutes, tried to get into game to see what i got but message is "Come back later Battlelog is updating".

Still telling me it's up to date

Origine et mieux, tres bon orateur Francais ici lol.

We are getting a lot of stories over here about larger than average spiders at the moment, this was on yesterdays news and is very close to where i live, this girl must be really unlucky, our "poisonous" spiders are not really that poisonous but i guess if you have a bad reaction to it you are screwed. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-29414450

Mine must do all this automatically, it says everything is up to date.

Welcome to the forums Maverick.

Where you getting that from then, i just logged on and nothing was downloading?

Why don't you just take everything out of the game that might hurt people...that's the answer, just let them run around the maps blowing kisses at each other.

Happy Birthday Smurfy

Happy Birthday m8

There is plenty of time to get away from someone who uses Martyrdom surely, Cod5 servers you run much faster then anywhere else except the Ace mod where it is so fast you are at the other end of the map before the grenade goes off, i got used to the people who used Martyrdom and just made sure i never hung around after i killed them.

I think it's Frenchi

David Copperfield is just a character in a book lol, Dickens was the author.

They will never do that again m8, if you want a game that still cares for it's public and lets you create mods and maps and is actually more realistic then anything around, go try a game called Red Orchestra/Rising Storm, it's WW2 if you like that, think Steam have deal on Rising Storm this week, at least they did 2 days ago

Think we may have to kick you out of the clan for being to clever m8 lol, seriously though i was lucky at school to have a teacher who made us read most of the Dickens stuff, if you can find it somewhere the BBC did a dramatisation of Bleak House around 6 or 7 years ago, Gillian Anderson who played Scully in the Xfiles starred in it, it was really good, it will probably be better for you than the book was, the characters Dickens created were amazing. Oliver Twist, Great Expectations and a Christmas Carol are 3 of my favourites, every Christmas i always watch at least one version of a Christmas Carol.

Graphics look nice, if the price was low enough i might be interested.

Not interested and i made the right call after i saw characters jumping about like Kangaroos, looks like they are trying to copy that massive failure Titan Fall, this is taking bunny hopping to the extreme lol.

Shh!

Pings are still all over the place in here today, everyone who is having problems are seeing pings jump over 100 points

We never had a problem before today, i was just wondering what was going on and like i said some players pings were normal.

About the spawn raping stuff on maps like Metro and Locker, i have played on servers where each team gets 2 nukes and if they are getting spawn raped they can nuke everyone on a flag (maybe just your base flag) and then they can retake it and have a chance of getting back in game, of course when these 2 nukes are gone you can still get spawn raped but at least it gives you a couple of chances, dunno how they got these nukes in the game or if it has something to do with commander mode or something coz i have never played it.