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WELCOME to the Forums - enjoy!!

NICE! Thanks

Have a GREAT birthday everyone!!

Got caught again doing the bugger - huh mate!!! (don't know how - Frenchi's horse told @FunkyJosh>XI< says it only takes 2 seconds)

What a crock - get a lawyer and sue the shit out of them!!!

Well the Goats told @FRENCHI they don't prefer you - they like his horse better!

@RobMc told me!!!!

Well - that looks like his tongue anyway!!

Same to you Bart and everyone here at >XI<

The same thing you do with it in the loo

AND WEAR

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

To Plank, Or Not To Plank? How to Do a Plank With Proper Form Straight talk on planking Can you hold a plank for a minute?

Anyone want to know what else he uses the fidget spinner for???

And Porn isn't first - why????

PM me - there's a bunch of stuff I could use!!

Welcome back!!!

Rob? Rob?? Rob who??? - oh - Rob that steals the Queens dirty knickers!!!

I load my own 9mm and 38sp - maybe time for a new part of the hobby???

An octopus walks into a bar and sees a band playing in the corner, composed of those bar-room heroes, the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman. He walks up and says “I’m the best musician in the world. I can play any instrument you like”. So the English guy goes “Alright then. Play this” and hands him a guitar. The octopus plays it better than Jimi Hendrix, better than Chuck Berry, better than anyone and hands him back the guitar. The Irishman says “Okay, how about this?” and shows him to the piano. The octopus sits down and plays it like never before – Better than Jerry Lee Lewis and Elton John. The best pianist ever. Finally, a Scotsman says “Alright, let’s see ya play this then” and hands him a set of bagpipes. The octopus looks at them and fumbles with them. Couple more minutes and he’s still struggling and there’s no sound coming out. Couple more minutes and still nothing so the Scotsman says “Oh, so can you not play it then?” And the octopus says “Play it? I’m gonna f*ck her when I get her pajamas off” ------------------ A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. In front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: "Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh. COST $5" So, he puts in five dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Two minutes later they come out and the horse is laughing so hard that he pissed on the floor. So the guy takes the money and leaves. The next day the same guy walks in the bar again and see's the horse and the jar, this time it says: "You can win all of this if you make the horse cry. COST $10" So he puts in 10 dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Four minutes later they come out and the horse is crying like no body ever had. So the guy takes the jar but before he could leave the bartender asks "How did you do that?" The guy says "The first time I told him my dick was bigger than his and the second time I showed him!" ---------------- A guy goes into this bar, sits down and orders a drink. While waiting, he sees a guy sitting at the bar who has a very big muscular body but a little tiny head. So, he asks the guy, "How is it that you have such a huge body and a small head?" The guy replied, "I was walking along the beach one day and I came across this bottle buried halfway in the sand. So I picked it up, brushed away the sand, and out popped this fine female genie. She said she would grant me three wishes for releasing her." "For my first wish, I asked for ten-million dollars, and POOF right there on the sand was $10,000,00." "For my second wish, I asked for a luxury yacht, and POOF right there on the ocean was a 90-foot yacht." "Finally for my third wish, I asked to have sex with the genie, but she said that genies were not allowed to indulge in that kind of activities." So, I said, "c'mon, how about a little head?"

NICE!! Is GG going to let you buy ammo for it????

Have a GREAT birthday!!

Very NICE!!!