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TBB

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  1. Glad you made out ok - like the new ride. In the future put @RobMc in front of you to absorb any impact - jk
  2. TBB

    Hello

    WELCOME to the Forums
  3. Have A GREAT birthday!!
  4. Have a GREAT birthday!!1
  5. And you would know that cause you used up your weekly stashed early again????
  6. What you gonna do with the left over pepperoni???
  7. How can it be a good day when you live in the same country as @RobMc and might run into him!!!
  8. Have a GREAT birthday all!!!
  9. Off grid to @RobMc is having to walk more than 10 steps to get to the loo!!
  10. NICE - good start but don't see the USB connection for the beer cooler
  11. Have a GREAT birthday
  12. TBB

    Been out

    Not even a HEHAW??????
  13. WELCOME to the Forums
  14. WELCOME to the Forums - are you stiff yet???
  15. Stocked up on reloading materials years ago when there were rumors of shut downs on primers and powder - love CCI and W231
  16. Nicely done again - but looks more like onion with a flavoring of sauage
  17. Have a GREAT birthday!!!
  18. You married a bicycle???
  19. NICE!!! Smooooooooooooooooooooooooooth
  20. Yup - of course
  21. You didn't think we were going to watch the whole thing??? We're not >IDIOTS<
  22. Have a GREAT birthday!!
  23. OMFG!! If she can do that on a bike - imagine what she could do on a ..........................
  24. A man comes home late one night, drunk. "Where have you been?" asks his wife. "In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!" This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar. "Do you have golden chairs?" "Yes." "Do you have golden glasses?" "Yes." "Do you have golden beer?" "Yes." "Do you have a golden urinal?" "Hold on." On the other end, she hears "I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone." ----------------------------------------------------------- A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times." The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day." The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and fuck the cat."
  25. Have a GREAT birthday!!
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