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An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day. After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer." Another 20 minutes passes, and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips. The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!

Have a GREAT birthday - as long as @AyaqGuyaq doesn't show up

What @AyaqGuyaq said but with class!!!

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Have a GREAT birthday!!!!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!!

Any reason why you couldn't come up with this one on your own???

Gonna moon them?????

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CONGRATS - what an >IDIOT< for hanging around for so long

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!! Don't forget to get your tetanus shot if you have had any contact with or even spoken to @AyaqGuyaq

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Have a GREAT birthday!!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!!

CONGRATS!!!!!