WolfTiS Posted November 12, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted November 12, 2010 Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. 'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine, ?' asked the lawyer. Ole responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da.....' 'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'? Ole said, 'Vell, I had yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas driving down da road... .. The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.' By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie'. Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Vell, as I vas saying, I had yust loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and vas driving her down da highvay ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. I vas trown into one ditch and Bessie vas trown into da other. I vas hurting real bad and didn't vant to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape yust by her groans'. 'Shortly after da accident da Highway Patrolman, he came to da scene.. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he vent over to her'.. 'After he looked at her and saw her fatal condition he took out his gun and shot her right 'tween da eyes. Den da Patrolman, he came across da road, gun still smoking, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?' 'Now vat da hell vould YOU say? Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted November 12, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 538 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17606 Content Per Day: 3.10 Reputation: 42697 Achievement Points: 152399 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 692 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 54 minutes ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted November 12, 2010 lets see i would say i feel fine ..just dont shot me tween da eyes Awards
killgirl Posted November 12, 2010 Member ID: 687 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 32 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 442 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 17 Achievement Points: 2604 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 24, 2019 Birthday: 02/21/1970 Posted November 12, 2010 Ha ha ha...ah ha ha ha. That was funny.
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