wildthing Posted January 24, 2011 Member ID: 36 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 127 Topic Count: 240 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3862 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 2303 Achievement Points: 34798 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 11/22/1968 Device: Windows Posted January 24, 2011 TROJAN CONDOMCO.INC. 69SLIPPERYROOTDRIVE'. BENDOVER, MS 10169 RE: MODELLING CONTRACT We regret to inform you that your application to modelTrojan Condoms has been rejected Althoughyour general physical appearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directorsfeels that you do not achieve the positive, romantic image we are seeking forour product. A loose, baggy and wrinkled condomdoes not promote a romantic image. Your ingenious use of Poly Grip is admirablebut unfortunately, even that did not result in securing our product in placelong enough for photographs to be taken. Your interest in Trojan condoms isappreciated, and we will retain your application on file in case the market forMICRO MINI CONDOMS ever shows the potential for developing. Along with our thanks to you, wesend your Wife (girlfriend or boyfriend) our deepest sympathy. Peter P. Skinner Director of Marketing Trojan Condom Co.INC. Awards
Bushape Posted January 24, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted January 24, 2011 You guys come up with the craziest shit. That was a fucking good one. Awards
Dr. Unk Posted January 24, 2011 Member ID: 40 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 34 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 210 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 03/30/1987 Posted January 24, 2011 hahaha gold
Malificent Posted January 24, 2011 Member ID: 38 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1255 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 7228 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/06/1971 Posted January 24, 2011 LOL!!!! Hey now, that was supposed to be private! They did send me a basket of goodies though!
Toothpick Posted January 24, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Posted January 24, 2011 lol
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DIRTRIDER Posted January 24, 2011 Member ID: 1113 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 159 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 985 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/09/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 2, 2020 Birthday: 03/14/1962 Posted January 24, 2011 Awards
wildthing Posted January 25, 2011 Member ID: 36 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 127 Topic Count: 240 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3862 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 2303 Achievement Points: 34798 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 11/22/1968 Device: Windows Author Posted January 25, 2011 bump Awards
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TopSide Posted January 25, 2011 Member ID: 114 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 95 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 526 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 25, 2020 Birthday: 11/17/1956 Posted January 25, 2011 Theres going to be trouble ha ha
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