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Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be

a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

If you qualify for Senior Discounts, this is the code for you....

ATD: At The Doctor's

 

BFF: Best Friend Fell

 

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

 

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

 

CBM: Covered By Medicare

 

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

 

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

 

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

 

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

 

FYI: Found Your Insulin

 

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

 

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

 

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

 

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

 

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

 

LOL: Living On Lipitor

 

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

 

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

 

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

 

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

 

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

 

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

 

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

 

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

 

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

 

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

 

LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again

 

GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

 

 



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Shit I gotta learn these, at my age!!!



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Posted
DEEJAYKEG

So, Pwr', we now know your short-term memory lasts 18 days... Wink 

 

http://www.xtremeidiots.com/fora_topic.asp?tid=14552

 

 PCRS

 

(Pwr cant remember shit) Surprised Laughing

 

 

 



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Another old fart can relate as well. Good one Pwr


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