Ferret Posted March 9, 2011 Member ID: 859 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 69 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 681 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 4117 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 9, 2014 Birthday: 11/04/1968 Posted March 9, 2011 I don't condone sexism or cheauvenistic jokes [ ], just showing you guys a few to NOT tell in front of your gf's or wives.... ------------------------------ How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why did God create woman ? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet. Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care.
Blackbart Posted March 9, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted March 9, 2011 LOL...Good one Weasel... Awards
EDD THE DUCK Posted March 9, 2011 Member ID: 375 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 93 Topic Count: 386 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4069 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 7848 Achievement Points: 37193 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 45 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 10 Birthday: 06/01/1970 Device: iPhone Posted March 9, 2011 why don't girls wear dresses in winter? Chapped lips What do you call the area between the vagina and the asshole? a chin rest. why do texan girls walk bowlegged? everything's big in Texas Awards
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