mickvette Posted March 23, 2011 Member ID: 338 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 66 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 218 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 21 Achievement Points: 1906 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17, 2022 Birthday: 03/01/1955 Posted March 23, 2011 A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.." That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.. So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response. Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again he gets no response. So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" (I just love this) "Ralph,... for the f**ken FIFTH time,... CHICKEN!" Awards
Bazza Posted March 23, 2011 Member ID: 340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1085 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 394 Achievement Points: 6707 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 06/21/1971 Device: Windows Posted March 23, 2011 hehe, sounds like a lot of clannies Awards
HarryWeezer Posted March 23, 2011 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.79 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 01:07 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted March 23, 2011 What? Awards
greywolf2 Posted March 23, 2011 Member ID: 35 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 44 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4812 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 420 Achievement Points: 28063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Posted March 23, 2011 Damn when i asked whats for dinner all i get is a slap to the back of the head.....
mickvette Posted March 23, 2011 Member ID: 338 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 66 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 218 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 21 Achievement Points: 1906 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17, 2022 Birthday: 03/01/1955 Author Posted March 23, 2011 greywolf2 Damn when i asked whats for dinner all i get is a slap to the back of the head..... does that come with gravy... Awards
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