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Husbandand Wife at Tesco, he puts a box of Stella in the trolly."What do youthink your doing?" asks the wife. "Its on offer,10quid for 24 cans""Put them back we cant afford it" says the wife.

A few aisles alongand the wife picks up a 20quid jar of face cream and puts it in thetrolly. "What are you doing?" asks the husband."It makes my face lookbeautiful" she replys. Husband says "So does 24 cans of Stella,and itshalf the f@!!*g price"



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Guy walks into his house and his wife is checking herself out in the mirror

Honey, she asks, how do you think I can make my boobs bigger



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Before the husband leaves for work he tell the wife "Stay home and stop going out and spending money".

He gets home from work and the wife is being extra nice. He asks what the hell she spent money on. She says "Don't be mad at me but I bought a mirror at a garage sale today". She opens the closet door and



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LMAO !!



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haha lol there all funny as fell bu i love the one nick the grip said heres one its bout beer lol not sure how funny it is u tell me



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"Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

From a german point of view absolutely correct Wink



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The day the Penis asked for a pay rise...

I hereby request a raise in salary, because - I do physical labour at great depth's, I dont get weekends or public holidays off, I work in a wet enviroment in a dark place that has poor ventilation, I work in high temperatures and my work exposes me to contagious diseases.

your's sincerely P.Niss

The Reply -

After considering your request and the arguments raised I reject it for the following reasons - You are part time, and fall asleep after brief work periods, You need to be stimulated into starting work, You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift, and you do not observe the safety rules such as protective clothing, You cant work double shifts and you often dribble...

Yours Sincerely


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