mikepaz666 Posted November 19, 2009 Member ID: 130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 13 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 466 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 181 Achievement Points: 4295 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 27, 2023 Birthday: 11/06/1972 Posted November 19, 2009 Husbandand Wife at Tesco, he puts a box of Stella in the trolly."What do youthink your doing?" asks the wife. "Its on offer,10quid for 24 cans""Put them back we cant afford it" says the wife. A few aisles alongand the wife picks up a 20quid jar of face cream and puts it in thetrolly. "What are you doing?" asks the husband."It makes my face lookbeautiful" she replys. Husband says "So does 24 cans of Stella,and itshalf the f@!!*g price" Awards
NickTheGrip Posted November 19, 2009 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted November 19, 2009 Guy walks into his house and his wife is checking herself out in the mirror Honey, she asks, how do you think I can make my boobs bigger Awards
Bloodrain Posted November 19, 2009 Member ID: 569 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 10 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 80 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/15/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 6, 2013 Birthday: 05/19/1963 Posted November 19, 2009 Before the husband leaves for work he tell the wife "Stay home and stop going out and spending money". He gets home from work and the wife is being extra nice. He asks what the hell she spent money on. She says "Don't be mad at me but I bought a mirror at a garage sale today". She opens the closet door and
Crazyhorse Posted November 19, 2009 Member ID: 286 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 35 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 236 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 66 Achievement Points: 1709 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 21, 2023 Birthday: 12/15/1959 Posted November 19, 2009 LMAO !!
elzaco Posted November 19, 2009 Member ID: 210 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 328 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 1779 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 20, 2013 Birthday: 08/11/1989 Posted November 19, 2009 haha lol there all funny as fell bu i love the one nick the grip said heres one its bout beer lol not sure how funny it is u tell me
Brotrinde Posted November 20, 2009 Member ID: 363 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 19 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 296 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1674 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 22, 2024 Birthday: 12/13/1977 Device: Android Posted November 20, 2009 elzaco "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I." From a german point of view absolutely correct
baldie Posted November 20, 2009 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3368 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2720 Achievement Points: 34260 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 08:23 PM Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted November 20, 2009 The day the Penis asked for a pay rise... I hereby request a raise in salary, because - I do physical labour at great depth's, I dont get weekends or public holidays off, I work in a wet enviroment in a dark place that has poor ventilation, I work in high temperatures and my work exposes me to contagious diseases. your's sincerely P.Niss The Reply - After considering your request and the arguments raised I reject it for the following reasons - You are part time, and fall asleep after brief work periods, You need to be stimulated into starting work, You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift, and you do not observe the safety rules such as protective clothing, You cant work double shifts and you often dribble... Yours Sincerely Awards
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