DramaLlama Posted June 21, 2011 Member ID: 1443 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 149 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2299 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 3789 Achievement Points: 17867 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 8, 2023 Birthday: 02/19/1987 Posted June 21, 2011 Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that. Sincerely, Logic Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch. Sincerely, The Titanic Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada Dear Yahoo, I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! It…” just saying… Sincerely, Google Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?! Sincerely, 1985 Dear Windshield Wipers, Can’t touch this. Sincerely, That Little Triangle Dear Rose, There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us. Sincerely, Jack Dear girls who have been dumped, There are plenty of fish in the sea… Just kidding! They’re all dead. Sincerely, BP Dear Saturn, I liked it, so I put a ring on it. Sincerely, God Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed Dear Michael Jackson, You really should have became a Catholic Priest. The pay isn’t great, but the benefits…. Sincerely, The Pope Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn, Please lknvfdmv.xvn. Sincerely, Stevie Wonder Dear Nickleback, That’s enough. Sincerely, The World Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids, Please make one for every skin color. Sincerely, Black people Dear Scissors, I feel your pain…..no one wants to run with me either. Sincerely, Sarah Palin Dear Mary, Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand. Sincerely, Joseph Dear Osama Bin Laden, Marco…. Sincerely, United States Dear World of Warcraft, Thank you for ensuring my son’s virginity. Sincerely, Parents Everywhere Dear Anne Frank, Two can play this game…. Sincerely, Waldo Dear Batman, What was your power again? Sincerely, Superman Dear Customers, Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese. Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies Dear Americans, I’m sorry, did you just insult us? I couldn’t hear you over my health care benefits. Sincerely, Canadians Dear Global Warming, You’re the best imaginary friend ever! Sincerely, Al Gore Dear Ugly People, You’re welcome. Sincerely, Alcohol Dear Mr. Gump WTF are you talking about? There’s a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you’re gonna get…. Sincerely, Jenny Dear Katy Perry, I liked the kiss too. Sincerely, Justin Beiber Dear Haiti, Is it too early to ask what’s shakin’? Sincerely, Seriously Going To Hell Dear Martin Luther King Jr. I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream…. What now? Sincerely, Leonardo Di Caprio Dear World, Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy, ok? Sincerely, The Mayans Dear Snooki, GET BACK TO WORK! Sincerely, Willy Wonka Dear White People, Don’t you just hate immigrants? Sincerely, Native Americans Dear Twihards, If he sparkles, he’s probably one of ours. Sincerely, Gay Men Of America Dear iPhone, Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely, Every iPhone User Dear Giant Spider on the Wall, Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go? Sincerely, Terrified Dear Trash, At least you get picked up. Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore Dear Man, It’s cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it? Sincerely, Elephant Dear Dr. Phil, Look man, there’s only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first. Sincerely, Dr. Pepper Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted June 21, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Posted June 21, 2011 lmfao, those are some great ones haha Awards
AyeAyeRon Posted June 21, 2011 Member ID: 1371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 348 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1906 Content Per Day: 0.34 Reputation: 585 Achievement Points: 14042 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 2, 2018 Birthday: 03/01/1990 Posted June 21, 2011 HAHAHAH fuckin classic Awards
PnBear Posted June 21, 2011 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24 Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Posted June 21, 2011 funny Awards
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