NickTheGrip Posted July 30, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted July 30, 2011 Famous one-liners from one of my favorite comedians. I went out and bought a present for my wife's vagina the other day.............................de-icer The doctor told my grandmother that if she walks 1 mile a day for the rest of her life she will live a long time. She started doing this a month ago. We have no clue where she is Some Amy Winehouse jokes - you knew they were coming My dyslexic friend sent me a text the other day, to tell me that there had been a death at the army warehouse Can all those mourners outside Amy Winehouse’s home please form a line? It’s what she would’ve wanted. ELTON JOHN WILL SING AT AMY WINEHOUSE FUNERAL, HE HAS RECORDED AN NEW SONG CANDLE UNDER THE SPOON whats brown and illegal in 491 countries? Amy winehouses ashes Amy winehouses dad has been told if she is cremated he will not be able to have her ashes..... they would be classed as a class A drug. mr jones gets a call from his doctor saying that he need talk to him asap, when he gets there doctor explains that there has been a mixup with his wifes records as they have got 2 mrs jones on there records, mr jones says well whats the diffrence, doctor says well 1 has alzimers and the other had aids but dont know which 1 is which,mr jones asks how he woluld be able tell the diffrence doctor says when u go home take her out and drop her off 6 miles away from home and if she turns up dont fuck her.... a bloke sunbathing stark naked on the front lawn all his got is a hat to cover his privates. 2 women walk past 1 says if you were a gentlemen you would raise your hat to us bloke says if you werent so ugly the hat would raise it self A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name" he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "Whats your name?" she asked. He answered "B.J. Titsengolf." Awards
TBB Posted July 30, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20511 Content Per Day: 3.66 Reputation: 22519 Achievement Points: 148075 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 395 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted July 30, 2011 Last 2 were good Awards
Merlin007 Posted July 30, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1129 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8587 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 7555 Achievement Points: 76619 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Android Posted July 30, 2011 Not bad Nick. I especially liked the last two. Awards
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