DEEJAYKEG Posted July 30, 2012 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted July 30, 2012 I have a little Sat nav It sits there in my car - A Sat nav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are - I have a little Sat nav I'll have it all my life It’s better than the normal ones My Sat nav is my wife It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour", it says "You're doing thirty five" It tells me when to stop and start And when to use the brake And tells me that it's never ever Safe to overtake It tells me when a light is red And when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively Just when to intervene It lists the vehicles just in front And all those to the rear And taking this into account It specifies my gear. I'm sure no other road user Has this advanced device For when we leave and lock the car It still gives its advice It fills me up with counselling Each journey's very fraught So why don't I just trade it in And get a quieter sort? Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, And makes sure I am fed, It washes all my shirts and things And keeps me warm in bed Despite all these advantages I know I've friends who scoff The truth is I can't find the way To turn the damned thing off. Anon baldie and BeerGoat 2 Awards
baldie Posted July 30, 2012 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3370 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2733 Achievement Points: 34320 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted July 30, 2012 So true Deejay lol Awards
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