JohnnyDos Posted February 13, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2013 An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movietheater.When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the oldman,"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."The old man justgroaned but didn't budge.The usher became more impatient."Sir, if youdon't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."Onceagain, the old man just groaned.The usher marched briskly back up the aisle,and in a moment hereturned with the manager.Together the two of themtried repeatedly to move the old disheveledman, but with nosuccess.Finally they summoned the police.The officer surveyed thesituation briefly then asked, "All rightbuddy what's your name?""Fred,"the old man moaned."Where ya from, Fred?" asked the policeofficer.With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle,Fredreplied, "The balcony." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted February 13, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 270 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18236 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20290 Achievement Points: 133640 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 270 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 29 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 13, 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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