pwrcrzy52 Posted April 6, 2013 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 12:41 PM Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted April 6, 2013 DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER: Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day?Man: Yes.Lady Interviewer: How much a day?Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost?Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli.Lady Interviewer: And how long have you been drinking like that?Man: 15 years.Lady Interviewer: So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month. In one year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct?Man: Correct.Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; correct?Man: Correct.Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?Man: Do you drink?Lady Interviewer: No.Man: So where's your fuckin' Ferrari? eidolonFIRE, HellKid, bobbarker and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
window Posted April 6, 2013 Member ID: 1189 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 21 Topic Count: 81 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2005 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 866 Achievement Points: 12796 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11 Birthday: 07/20/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted April 6, 2013 LOL Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BeerGoat Posted April 6, 2013 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1242 Content Per Day: 0.27 Reputation: 294 Achievement Points: 8349 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 13 Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Share Posted April 6, 2013 LOL. aint that the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bobbarker Posted April 6, 2013 Member ID: 689 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 69 Topic Count: 100 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2030 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1533 Achievement Points: 13317 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 9, 2023 Birthday: 07/22/1965 Device: iPhone Share Posted April 6, 2013 lmfao, hahhahahahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JACKO:) Posted April 6, 2013 Member ID: 4474 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 25 Topic Count: 162 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1065 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 374 Achievement Points: 7622 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/24/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 3, 2014 Birthday: 09/30/1975 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Ha ha ha,very nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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