mrq Posted August 28, 2013 Member ID: 3630 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 21 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 51 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 67 Achievement Points: 622 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 12, 2023 Birthday: 05/24/1979 Posted August 28, 2013 What a dilemma!What would you do?When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- Pickerel fishing.I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner, who it turned out, loves Pickerel fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies.As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains thatI spend too much time out on the lake.A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful Pickerel you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught its twin brother!So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice Pickerel that we caught and showed the picture to my wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested.Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat!I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby, or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?Thanks,RaymondP.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two Pickerel we caught. Dr Phil answered: Dear Raymond:Get rid of that narrow-minded wife.That's a nice pair of Pickerel!Sincerely,Dr. Phil Awards
Blackbart Posted August 28, 2013 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted August 28, 2013 I must say you and Sam are the worst Pickerel fishermen in the world...Sam is holding two large mouth bass in that picture...But that is no reason to drop Sam as a fishing partner... :) little_old_man and BeerGoat 2 Awards
little_old_man Posted August 28, 2013 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted August 28, 2013 That picture must hold some kind of record for creating the most jokes. I've seen it on at least 10 different ones. BigPapaDean and BeerGoat 2 Awards
TBB Posted August 28, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21155 Content Per Day: 3.74 Reputation: 22847 Achievement Points: 151784 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 409 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 28, 2013 Fish??? Fish??? What fish!!! Awards
siDARKde Posted September 1, 2013 Member ID: 3750 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 9 Topic Count: 27 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 172 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 123 Achievement Points: 1346 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/27/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 5, 2020 Birthday: 05/14/1972 Posted September 1, 2013 What dumbass takes her out on a boat to fish... what a waste of time. you should go snorkeling she already has the floatation device. JohnnyDos 1 Awards
daMike Posted September 2, 2013 Member ID: 1011 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 532 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 318 Achievement Points: 3254 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16 Birthday: 02/10/1962 Device: Windows Posted September 2, 2013 I think you should tell your wife that it is a mistake - its not Pickerel fish - its COD fish and everybody wants to play Awards
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