Bruce and Jenny

[WolfTiS]

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years
old

 

but they know they are in
love.

 

One day they decide that they want to get
married,

 

so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him
for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,

 

"Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in
love

 

and I want to ask you for her hand in
marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,

 

Mr. Smith replies,

 

"Well Bruce, you are only
10...

 

Where will you two live?"

Without
even taking a moment to think about it,

 

Bruce replies,

 

"In Jenny's room.

 

It's bigger than mine

 

and we can both fit there
nicely."

 

Mr. Smith says with a huge
grin,

 

"Okay, then how will you
live?

 

You're not old enough to get a
job.

 

You'll need to support
Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance,

 

Jenny makes 5 bucks a week

 

and I make 10 bucks a week.

 

That's about 60 bucks a
month,

 

so that should do us just
fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed.

 

Bruce has put so much thought into
this. 

"Well, Bruce,

 

it seems like you have everything figured
out.

 

I just have one more
question.

 

What will you do if the two of you should
have

 

little children 
of your
own?"

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,

 

"Well, we've been lucky so
far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is
adorable.

[djMot]

lol.   

 

(But I'm an Idiot so to took me a while to realize this was while letters on a white background; I thought the page was blank there for a while.   )

[WolfTiS]

lol.   

 

(But I'm an Idiot so to took me a while to realize this was while letters on a white background; I thought the page was blank there for a while.   )

LOL....it's a black background on my screen.

[TBB]

lol - good one - thanks