MTNMAN52 Posted October 17, 2014 Member ID: 247 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 343 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 698 Achievement Points: 5124 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 24 Birthday: 02/27/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted October 17, 2014 1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it. 2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. 3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS. 4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband. 5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available. JohnnyDos, iboomboom, BigPapaDean and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted October 17, 2014 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1204 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6538 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4424 Achievement Points: 63540 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:45 AM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted October 17, 2014 Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted October 17, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18312 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20377 Achievement Points: 134172 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted October 17, 2014 Good stuff - thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LtLaszlo Posted October 17, 2014 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9165 Content Per Day: 1.70 Reputation: 24350 Achievement Points: 94400 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 317 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted October 17, 2014 Good ones! Like men spend nine months getting out of a vagina and the rest of their life trying to get back in one (well, most men)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
STARPICKET Posted October 20, 2014 Member ID: 3472 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 131 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 71 Achievement Points: 1194 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/31/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 8, 2021 Birthday: 12/03/1941 Share Posted October 20, 2014 true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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