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IRISH TALKING CLOCK

 

After closing time at the pub, a drunk was proudly showing off his new

apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom

where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

 

"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

 

"Tis not a gong. It's a fooken' talking clock." the drunk replied.

 

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

 

"Aye, it is!" replied the drunk.

 

"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.

 

"Watch." the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an

ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

 

The three stood looking at one another for a moment. . . .

 

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You ASSHOLE! It's THREE-FIFTEEN in the MORNING!"



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Hehehaehehhaeaheheah!!!

 

Laughed a few times out loud on that one, and still chuckling.  That reminds me of the times I played my stereo loud--in an apartment--during the wee hours of the morning, only to get loud thumps from the neighbors below me.  They must have surrendered their security deposit because of all the holes they punched in the ceiling with their mop handle.  :innocent:  Ayaq



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Posted

^^^^^^^^^^ hahaha to both of you.


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