NORESPECT4U Posted November 13, 2015 Member ID: 3708 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 156 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 244 Achievement Points: 1702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 12, 2023 Posted November 13, 2015 IRISH TALKING CLOCK After closing time at the pub, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "Tis not a gong. It's a fooken' talking clock." the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Aye, it is!" replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch." the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. . . . Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You ASSHOLE! It's THREE-FIFTEEN in the MORNING!" hxtr, TBB and JohnnyDos 3 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted November 13, 2015 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted November 13, 2015 Hehehaehehhaeaheheah!!! Laughed a few times out loud on that one, and still chuckling. That reminds me of the times I played my stereo loud--in an apartment--during the wee hours of the morning, only to get loud thumps from the neighbors below me. They must have surrendered their security deposit because of all the holes they punched in the ceiling with their mop handle. Ayaq hxtr and TBB 2 Awards
hxtr Posted November 13, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted November 13, 2015 ^^^^^^^^^^ hahaha to both of you.
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