Seenager.

[JohnnyDos]

                         THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING SCROLL DOWN;

                         

                         
                         

                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         

                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                        A  friend sent me this in an email....describes me  perfectly:


                        I  am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)

                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                        I  have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years  later.

                         
                         
                         
                        I  don't have to go to school or work.

                         
                         
                         
                        I  get an allowance every month.

                         
                         
                         
                        I  have my own pad.

                         
                         
                         
                        I  don't have a curfew.

                         
                         
                         
                        I  have a driver's license and my own car.

                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                        I  have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store.  I like the  wine store best.

                         
                         
                         
                        The  people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they  aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long,  why be scared

                         
                         
                         
                        And  I don't have acne.

                         
                         
                         
                        Life  is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this,  if you are a Seenager.

                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                        Brains  of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not  decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts  because they have more information in their brains, scientists  believe

                         
                         
                         
                        this  also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner  ear.  

                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                        Much  like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do  humans take longer to access information when their brains are  full.

                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                        Researchers  say this slowing down process is not the same as cognitive  decline.  The human brain works slower in old age, said Dr.  Michael Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information over  time.  The brains of older people do not get weak.  On the  contrary, they simply know more.

                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                        Also,  older people often go to another room to get something and when they  get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.  It is  NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do  more exercise.

                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                        SO  THERE!!

                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                        I  have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't  remember their names.  So, please forward this to your friends;  they may be my friends, too.