DEEJAYKEG Posted February 3, 2016 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted February 3, 2016 SIMPLE TRUTH Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congratulations". But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job". Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated. FIVE OTHER SIMPLE TRUTHS: 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Rolls Royce than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name. 3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk. Bonus Truth: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. Blackbart, TBB, L!ckALotAPus and 2 others 5 Awards
LtLaszlo Posted February 3, 2016 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 190 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9241 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 24525 Achievement Points: 95575 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 323 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 18 Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Posted February 3, 2016 Simple, but true!! Awards
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