DEEJAYKEG Posted July 4, 2016 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted July 4, 2016 I woke up to go to the loo in the middle of the night (as I often do) & I noticed a strange individual with a knife in his hand, sneaking through my next door neighbour's back garden.Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly.He then dug a grave in the veggie patch and put the body in it and covered it.Astonished, I got back into bed. As I tossed and turned my wife said, "You're upset, what is it?""You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said.”What?” she said."That pommy bastard next door has still got my shovel." TBB, codpiece, BigPapaDean and 4 others 7 Awards
BigPapaDean Posted July 4, 2016 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted July 4, 2016 lol Awards
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