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A father has a robot. "The robot is always able to tell if you're speaking the truth. If you lie, the robot will slap you."

One night the son comes home really late. The dad asks, "Where were you?"

"At the library." Bam! The son gets slapped.

"Where were you really?"

"At the movies."

"What movie were you watching?"

"Batman V Superman" Bam! He gets slapped again.

"What movie were you really watching?"

The son replies, "I'm sorry dad, I was watching an adult film"

The dad gets angry. "When I was a kid, I never watched that kind of stuff!" Bam! The dad gets slapped.

The mom says, "After all he is your son" Bam! She gets slapped.



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LMFAO !!!!



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Old but gold! :D



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Posted

Too Much!!!


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