pwrcrzy52 Posted June 9, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 8 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted June 9, 2010 An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini - "I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed."Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied."I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he says."Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!""I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" he stated."NO! Get away from me!""TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" he offered.She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and says, "I said NO!""FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he exclaimed.She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough... and $500 IS a lot of money... "Well, OK... but only for a minute."She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel... then he started saying, "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD..." while he was caressing them.Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my god, oh my god'?"While continuing to feel her breasts he answered, "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted June 14, 2010 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Sounds like something I would do. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted June 14, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 514 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17104 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42098 Achievement Points: 148711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted June 14, 2010 me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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