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                                Spring Classes for Women at
                                THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

                                REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
                                By Sat., May 29, 2010

                                NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
                                OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

                               

                                Class 1
                                Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
                                Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
                                Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

                               

                                Class 2
                                Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
                                Round Table Discussion.
                                Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

                               

                                Class 3
                                Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
                                Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

                               

                                Class 4
                                Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
                                Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

                               

                                Class 5
                                Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
                                Examples on Video.
                                Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
                                At 7:00 PM

                               

                                Class 6
                                How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.
                                Help Line Support and Support Groups.
                                Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

                               

                                Class 7
                                Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
                                Open Forum.
                                Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

                               

                                Class 8
                                Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
                                Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

                               

                                Class 9
                                I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
                                Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

                               

                                Class 10
                                How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
                                Driving Simulations.
                                4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

                               

                                Class 11
                                Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
                                Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined  

                               

                                Class 12
                                How to Shop by Yourself.
                                Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

                               

                                Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.



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lol this is hilarious if the actualy had somethin like it it would save soo much time



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