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A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced

in size because they were too loose and floppy.

Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on

the bed.   Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone

about my operation!'  The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that

the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.' 

'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood because she had

 had the same procedure done some time ago.'

 'And what about the third rose ?' she asked. 'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit.

 He wanted to thank you for his new ears.' 



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prosthetic floppy ear meat



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holy crap that was really funny



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sorry i cunt hear you... i have an ear inFUCKtion.....twat did you say ?



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PrPleKusH

sorry i cunt hear you... i have an ear inFUCKtion.....twat did you say ?

 no its   sorry i cunt hear you... i have an ear inFUCKtion..... better finger it out :)


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