WolfTiS Posted July 12, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted July 12, 2010 The local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation... No one wants him to leave. Mike Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Southland and Otago, stands up and proclaims: "If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Honda every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!" The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, "If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!" More sighs and loud applause. Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex." There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?" Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies: "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Fuck the Vicar'. Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted July 12, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17545 Content Per Day: 3.12 Reputation: 42646 Achievement Points: 151950 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted July 12, 2010 right Awards
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