Dogg Posted June 10, 2021 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 205 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 631 Achievement Points: 2989 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 06:01 PM Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Posted June 10, 2021 Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena wakes Ole and says, 'I tink it's time!' So Ole fired up the John Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, 'A son! Ain't dat Great!' Well, Ole got excited by dis, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!' The doctor then held up a little girl.. He said, 'Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!' She's a pretty little ting, too.' Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, 'Holey Moly Ole, we still ain't done yet!' The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!" Ole was flabbergasted by this news! A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their 3 children home in the self-propelled combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena, 'How come we got tree on the first try?' Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?' Ole said, 'Yeah, I do.. Uffda! It's a darn good ting I didn't get the WD-40!! GHO5T and KaptCrunch 2 Awards
GHO5T Posted June 12, 2021 Member ID: 21776 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 3 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 240 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 201 Achievement Points: 2262 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/20/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 4, 2022 Birthday: 10/09/1959 Posted June 12, 2021 too funny Awards
KaptCrunch Posted June 12, 2021 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 374 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5272 Content Per Day: 0.91 Reputation: 4532 Achievement Points: 42312 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 73 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 38 minutes ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted June 12, 2021 (edited) Ghoust a tip i got from family doctor is off the shelve sunflower oil cooking oil, sure beats K&Y everytime LoL for the 40's+ Edited June 12, 2021 by KaptCrunch Awards
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