MtDeW Posted February 9, 2023 Member ID: 49 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 113 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 839 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 993 Achievement Points: 11437 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 09:28 PM Birthday: 02/09/1966 Device: Windows Author Posted February 9, 2023 RobMc 1
RobMc Posted February 9, 2023 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted February 9, 2023 UPDATE Wow what an interesting drinks party, it takes allsorts doesn't it? I was invited to a gathering of 'friends' for some drinks and 'titbits', I never suspected this was a literal translation. My mobility scooter made short work of the journey, parking it outside I gathered most guests were already present, the stench of cheap perfume was overpowering, it was so strong the gas board turned up following complaints from the neighbours. Curtains twitched as I knocked on the door, my street cred had hit a new low, must remember to do a drive by at the weekend as a reminder who is 'Da Daddy'. The door was opened by the most stunning Asiatic creature I had ever laid eyes on, face of an Angel, figure from the Gods and 'Love and Hate' on her hairy knuckles, this was where it was at. The poodle bounded up to greet me (is it normal to lick your crotch?) wagging her short tail, which appeared to have a dildo attached? The high pitched womens laughter from the front room was a misnomer, turned out there wasn't a female present, however as us old sailors say 'Any Port in a Storm'. The front room was brimming with Women/Men/Binary people dressed to the nines, there were more wigs than at Versailles in the 1700's. Old Rob didn't fall for the gold coin on the floor or the 'is my fly unbuttoned'? lines, there was an air of disappointment but they rallied when my new found buddy entered the room resplendent in a blue frock, he reminded me of Jointz. The party had started TBC MtDeW 1
GhostfaceJim Posted February 10, 2023 Member ID: 2314 Group: ++ Conan Exiles Admin Followers: 31 Topic Count: 113 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 20723 Content Per Day: 4.02 Reputation: 5317 Achievement Points: 113932 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 50 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 hours ago Birthday: 04/22/1975 Device: Windows Posted February 10, 2023 MtDeW and RobMc 1 1 Awards
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