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UPDATE

Wow what an interesting drinks party, it takes allsorts doesn't it? I was invited to a gathering of 'friends' for some drinks and 'titbits', I never suspected this was a literal translation.

My mobility scooter made short work of the journey, parking it outside I gathered most guests were already present, the stench of cheap perfume was overpowering, it was so strong the gas board turned up following complaints from the neighbours. Curtains twitched as I knocked on the door, my street cred had hit a new low, must remember to do a drive by at the weekend as a reminder who is 'Da Daddy'.

The door was opened by the most stunning Asiatic creature I had ever laid eyes on, face of an Angel, figure from the Gods and 'Love and Hate' on her hairy knuckles, this was where it was at. The poodle bounded up to greet me (is it normal to lick your crotch?) wagging her short tail, which appeared to have a dildo attached?

The high pitched womens laughter from the front room was a misnomer, turned out there wasn't a female present, however as us old sailors say 'Any Port in a Storm'. The front room was brimming with Women/Men/Binary people dressed to the nines, there were more wigs than at Versailles in the 1700's. Old Rob didn't fall for the gold coin on the floor or the 'is my fly unbuttoned'? lines, there was an air of disappointment but they rallied when my new found buddy entered the room resplendent in a blue frock, he reminded me of Jointz.

 

The party had started

 

TBC



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