RobMc Posted October 1 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 386 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6169 Content Per Day: 1.88 Reputation: 9823 Achievement Points: 67007 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 160 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 minutes ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted October 1 Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit. Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant. Stuart: - No way - he's a stockbroker. Dave: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Dave and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of him. Dave: - 'Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living? Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession. Dave: - Oh? What's that then? Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ... Do you have a goldfish at home? Dave: - Er ... mmm ... well yeah, I do as it happens! Suit: - Well, it's logical that you keep it either in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it? Dave: - It's in a pond! Suit: - Well it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then? Dave: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden. Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that, in this town, if you have a large garden then you have a large house? Dave: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house .... built it myself! Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it's logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married? And with a family? Dave: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and four children. Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis? Dave: - Yep! Five times a week! Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you don't masturbate very often? Dave: - Do what? Not me, mate! Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work! Dave: - How's that then? Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life! Dave: - I see! That's pretty impressive. Thanks mate! Both leave the toilet and Dave returns to his mate. Stuart: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does? Dave: - Yep! He's a logical scientist! Stuart: - What's that then? Dave: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish? Stuart: - Nope. Dave: - Well then, you're a :wanker:. major-mark63 1
KaptCrunch Posted October 1 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 49 Topic Count: 527 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 6142 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 5236 Achievement Points: 48547 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 97 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted October 1 Rob guess no one has a gold fish eah Awards
RobMc Posted October 1 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 386 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6169 Content Per Day: 1.88 Reputation: 9823 Achievement Points: 67007 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 160 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 minutes ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted October 1 59 minutes ago, KaptCrunch said: Rob guess no one has a gold fish eah I used to have a lake full of them, then I bought a Pike, now I need a hand to catch them
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